Hag in the Bag, Or Tush in the Bush?

[Chesten_Hesten]

Say you're at a bar, and with your sherdogger's charm and rapist wit you've won the affection of this prime honey, The Hag.

The Hag has already stated her intention to take you round the world, and you know she will, but just then this walks into the bar, looking to line up a yard of dick.

Knowing the Hag is the jealous kind would you risk your Hag in the Bag for a chance at the Tush in the Bush?

Gratuitous:
@pcptornado @GearSolidMetal @Cubo de Sangre @Zer @John Wang @RerouteToRemain

 

[mb23100]

Ill take another shot and the hag. Im a realist

 

[Defanged]

I would take the hag home, but I would be thinking about the tush in the bush while I was doing it.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Go with the bird in hand vs. the bush.

 

[steve38]

Some bush in your hands is worth two birds at the bar...or something like that Just be careful you don't get stuck between a rock and a wet spot.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I wouldn't be into the first one, so I'll take the second.

 

[sub_thug]

You only win big if you bet big. I'll take my chances with the girl that walked in.

 

[minute bull]

Need more assonance. Any pics?

 

[cobrinski]

the answer is at the bottom of the bottle

 

[irish_thug]

Say you're at a bar, and with your sherdogger's charm and rapist wit you've won the affection of this prime honey, The Hag.

The Hag has already stated her intention to take you round the world, and you know she will, but just then this walks into the bar, looking to line up a yard of dick.

Knowing the Hag is the jealous kind would you risk your Hag in the Bag for a chance at the Tush in the Bush?

Gratuitous:
@pcptornado @GearSolidMetal @Cubo de Sangre @Zer @John Wang @RerouteToRemain

Isn't it "rapier wit"?

 

[bufetadanacara]

I wouldn't fuck the first one for free

 

[minute bull]

Isn't it "rapier wit"?

This your first time talking to Chesten? He has One Speed.

 

[Krixes]

Take the Hag home put on teh Porn problem solved...

 

[loyalyolayal]

Watch out Rinoldo. At the fancy feastI came for the fro-yo. And then I look around and there’s one deer, two deers, three deers, four deers. Then my little friend says “So many deers!”I don’t belong in this deer pack. Watch out Rinoldo! Watch out Rinoldo.

 

[Blond]

I'd love to say that I'd go for the hot one, but knowing myself, If I'm at the point where I've settled for hag--I aint letting her go.

 

[steve38]

I'd love to say that I'd go for the hot one, but knowing myself, If I'm at the point where I've settled for hag--I aint letting her go.

She's not bad, and has a nice rack. And you could fuck that frown right off her frumpy little face. The hot chick is only gonna be trouble, even if you manage to get her out of the bar.

 

[LOST CAUSE]

I'd get drunk and then go home alone. After that I would make a thread on Sherdog about how I fucked a Boise dime and Jersey nickel at the same time.

 

[HARRISON_3]

The first chick looks like a good time.

 

[I Am Legion]

I would walk down the hill and fuck them both.

 

[Thai Domi]

Smash the hag just to wipe that condescending look off her face.