Hag in the Bag, Or Tush in the Bush?

[irish_thug]

This your first time talking to Chesten? He has One Speed.

Rapist wit it is then. Is @Chesten_Hesten a @Fraser B alt?

 

[Winter-John]

I'd douse that beady eyed bull dyke with mace and scream rape if it came near me. I'm not entitrely sure about the other one either

 

[drstrangelov]

Ill take another shot and the hag. Im a realist

Agreed, if you're drunk enough, what's the difference?

 

[Morning Star]

I've had my fill of hag. Go big or go home.

 

[Fedorgasm]

The Hag has already stated her intention to take you round the world, and you know she will

Would the hag literally take me around the world? Because I've banged hot chicks before, but have never been to France.

 

[steve38]

Would the hag literally take me around the world? Because I've banged hot chicks before, but have never been to France.

Doubtful...last time I met a girl like that she wanted me to buy her some kind of dairy product. Women are dumb.....

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Go with the bird in hand vs. the bush.

Some birds will let you put your whole hand in the bush

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I would walk down the hill and fuck them both.

 

[Zer]

Isn't it "rapier wit"?

Not according to this bro

 

[Merlotte's]

I'm a traveller. I'll shtup the fatty.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Isn't it "rapier wit"?

Not around these parts.

 

[minute bull]

*dueling banjos*

 

[Long Dark Blues]

I'd pound out the hag fo'sho!

Then slink out and head back to the bar to take a crack at that other girl.

 

[chubbman]

i ain't giving up a sure thing. hag all the way

 

[Ken Fresno]

The Hag would be more fun, she would play Halo with me after, and she would pay for pizza, and maybe the whole bar tab. She would also send nakeds the next week and not judge the soft spots in my old dick.