Greedy adults (my gen, and a lil older) stole halloween from kids and teens. We need to give it back

[Amerikuracana]

Halloween stores are nothing but adult costumes, with one little section for kids. Not even a good variety. It's embarrassing that there are more slut costumes than kids, capitalism be damned. The last halloween store I went into had one small wall for boy costumes, and was 80% adult crap. We can have our Halloween parties and yard decorations, that's fine, but now some idiot helicopter nazi moms want Halloween to be from like 430 to 730. F**k you busy body scum-bags.. I don't hand out candy until it's almost completely dark. If the kid is over 5, they better not be there until after 6.

Oh, and this new joke of not giving candy to teens? Maybe I can see 18, but what the hell is our problem? So Joe the fat childless neighbor gets to spend days showing what a 49 year old edgelord he is with $7,000 worth of decorations, fully indulging in the holiday, but if a 15-16 year old shows up in a costume enjoying the night the way you are SUPPOSED to, the edgelord adults are supposed to turn them away?

Our local fire station is sounding horns for when trick or treating is supposed to start, and when it's supposed to end.. Which is like freakin 8 or 830. F**K YOU FIRE-FIGHTERS, wannabe policing something that never needed it, trying to impress the low level politician nazi-loser moms. Take your tornado siren and cram it on Halloween, unless there's a tornado.

Please, please.. Leave your lights on until 10:00 if you are passing out candy; pass out good candy; and let teenagers have fun like they are supposed to. 8th grade Halloween for me was a great memory.

If the kids start coming at 4:30-5, tell them, and their parents, that Halloween starts at sun-down, unless the kids is 5 or under.

The busy-body middle aged fat-ass moms that want to police fun out of Halloween for the kids? Most of them probably have some crap skank outfit that looks gross on them, so they can edge-lord it up with their whoever around halloween in the bedroom. Halloween belongs more to the 6-16 year olds; give it back. It's more fun for everybody that way.

 

[punky brewster]

Sounds like someone denied you candy last Halloween

 

[Mr. 4K]

I for one enjoy slutty maid costumes.

 

[CrimsonFan]

I havent had a Halloween costume in 20 years. I'll see myself out

 

[punky brewster]

I can't believe the moms that drive the minivan full of seven kids from house to house so their fat kids don't have to walk. Usually interlopers from some shitty neighborhood. They don't even close the sliding door on the minivan. The kids jump out, grab some candy, climb back in and mom cruises twenty yards to the next house. It's pathetic.

 

[Amerikuracana]

I for one enjoy slutty maid costumes.

I just like girls naked.. I can't even pretend to care that much about that crap. That's what it is, pretending that it's some special thing.. It's a joke. It would literally only be great if it was before you have seen the person naked 5 times, and you were about to have sex. After you've seen the azz naked enough, are we really going to pretend seeing it in a maid costume is some big deal? I'll make them feel good about it for about 30 seconds, at most, then if I'm ready, off it goes.

Oh, and put them in the back of the store. Swear on my life we had to walk by 3 rows of slut costumes to get to the one row of boys costumes. Seemed stupid.

 

[Fire Belly]

invite the mums inside for a special lollypop

 

[shunyata]

Halloween stores are nothing but adult costumes, with one little section for kids. Not even a good variety. It's embarrassing that there are more slut costumes than kids, capitalism be damned. The last halloween store I went into had one small wall for boy costumes, and was 80% adult crap. We can have our Halloween parties, that's fine, but now some idiot helicopter nazi moms want Halloween to be from like 530 to 730. F**k you busy body scum-bags.. I don't hand out candy until it's almost completely dark. If the kid is over 5, they better not be there until after 6.

Oh, and this new joke of not giving candy to teens. Maybe I can see 18, but what the hell is our problem? So Joe the fat childless neighbor gets to spend days showing what a 49 year old edgelord he is with $7,000 worth of decorations, fulling indulging in the holiday, but if a 15-16 year old shows up in a costume enjoying the night the way you are SUPPOSED to, the edgelord adults are supposed to turn them away?

Our local fire station is sounding horns for when trick or treating is supposed to start, and when it's supposed to end.. Which is like freakin 8 or 830. F**K YOU FIRE-FIGHTERS, wannabe policing something that never needed it, trying to impress the low level politician nazi-loser moms. Take your tornado siren and cram it on Halloween, unless there's a tornado.

Please, please.. Leave your lights on until 10:00 if you are passing out candy; pass out good candy; and let teenagers have fun like they are supposed to. 8th grade Halloween for me was a great memory.

If the kids start coming at 4:30-5, tell them, and their parents, that Halloween starts at sun-down, unless the kids is 5 or under.

The busy-body middle aged fat-ass moms that want to police fun out of Halloween for the kids? Most of them probably have some crap skank outfit that looks gross on them, so they can edge-lord it up with their whoever around halloween in the bedroom. Halloween belongs more to the 6-16 year olds; give it back. It's more fun for everybody that way.

So you want us to stop turning down high school age trick or treaters, but also turn down early elementary trick or treaters that are trying to go to bed on time on a school night?

You sound very 15.

 

[Aquabot]

I haven't seen a kid trick or treating on my street in about 5 years. I don't even bother buying candy to hand out any more since nobody shows up. The only people into Halloween in my area are teens and adults who would rather go to a party than trick or treat.

 

[Mr. 4K]

I just like girls naked.. I can't even pretend to care that much about that crap. That's what it is, pretending that it's some special thing.. It's a joke. It would literally only be great if it was before you have seen the person naked 5 times, and you were about to have sex. After you've seen the azz naked enough, are we really going to pretend seeing it in a maid costume is some big deal? I'll make them feel good about it for about 30 seconds, at most, then if I'm ready, off it goes.

Oh, and put them in the back of the store. Swear on my life we had to walk by 3 rows of slut costumes to get to the one row of boys costumes. Seemed stupid.

Umm the maid costume, slutty nurse, etc etc is all still hawt.

 

[Amerikuracana]

So you want us to stop turning down high school age trick or treaters, but also turn down early elementary trick or treaters that are trying to go to bed on time on a school night?

You sound very 15.

It's all hallows eve. You start trick or treating when it gets dark enough to see the candles. When my dad was a kid, he says it literally had to be completely dark. I'm fine with starting before then. These weirdos are starting in the afternoon.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Umm the maid costume, slutty nurse, etc etc is all still hawt.

Women use them to attract guys they haven't had yet. They know their husbands and BFs don't give a shit. It's a charade on both sides.

 

[ookii]

That is a lot of paragraphs to dissect so I'll keep up with the halloween themed thread of

 

[Mr. 4K]

Women use them to attract guys they haven't had yet. They know their husbands and BFs don't give a shit. It's a charade on both sides.

Lmao speak for yourself. I got my ol lady rocking all kinds of cosplay shit.

 

[Amerikuracana]

That is a lot of paragraphs to dissect so I'll keep up with the halloween tradition of

Fat miserable moms, and the fire-fighters trying to impress them, are over policing and ruining Halloween for the people it's supposed to be for; while adults are spending more, have more costumes than ever, and treat Halloween like it's their holiday.

That's it.

 

[ObamaPhoneLady]

I can't believe the moms that drive the minivan full of seven kids from house to house so their fat kids don't have to walk. Usually interlopers from some shitty neighborhood. They don't even close the sliding door on the minivan. The kids jump out, grab some candy, climb back in and mom cruises twenty yards to the next house. It's pathetic.

Jesus Christ lmao

 

[Amerikuracana]

Lmao speak for yourself. I got my ol lady rocking all kinds of cosplay shit.

Ok cool. That can be year round.

 

[minute bull]

Halloween stores are nothing but adult costumes, with one little section for kids. Not even a good variety. It's embarrassing that there are more slut costumes than kids, capitalism be damned. The last halloween store I went into had one small wall for boy costumes, and was 80% adult crap. We can have our Halloween parties, that's fine, but now some idiot helicopter nazi moms want Halloween to be from like 530 to 730. F**k you busy body scum-bags.. I don't hand out candy until it's almost completely dark. If the kid is over 5, they better not be there until after 6.

Oh, and this new joke of not giving candy to teens. Maybe I can see 18, but what the hell is our problem? So Joe the fat childless neighbor gets to spend days showing what a 49 year old edgelord he is with $7,000 worth of decorations, fulling indulging in the holiday, but if a 15-16 year old shows up in a costume enjoying the night the way you are SUPPOSED to, the edgelord adults are supposed to turn them away?

Our local fire station is sounding horns for when trick or treating is supposed to start, and when it's supposed to end.. Which is like freakin 8 or 830. F**K YOU FIRE-FIGHTERS, wannabe policing something that never needed it, trying to impress the low level politician nazi-loser moms. Take your tornado siren and cram it on Halloween, unless there's a tornado.

Please, please.. Leave your lights on until 10:00 if you are passing out candy; pass out good candy; and let teenagers have fun like they are supposed to. 8th grade Halloween for me was a great memory.

If the kids start coming at 4:30-5, tell them, and their parents, that Halloween starts at sun-down, unless the kids is 5 or under.

The busy-body middle aged fat-ass moms that want to police fun out of Halloween for the kids? Most of them probably have some crap skank outfit that looks gross on them, so they can edge-lord it up with their whoever around halloween in the bedroom. Halloween belongs more to the 6-16 year olds; give it back. It's more fun for everybody that way.

 

[SamSchmidt]

I'm ok with women walking around with their tops off for Halloween. New tradition

 

[D3THRONED]

nah i like seeing sloots wearing the bare minimun