Golem spotted in the real world @_@ (gif) (LotR brahs gtfih)

lol I've got a pic of my gf, famished, desperately clutching a burrito as she eats it naked. She's hunched over and I caught her at the exact moment she took a huge bite, with her mouth so full her cheeks pushed upwards to half-close her bottom eyelids as she glares at me because she hates when I catch her in unsexy pics. It is the most Golem "my precioussssss" image a human being has ever produced.
 
Takes some balls to start punching a guy in the head while he is wearing a full face bike helmet.

Balls or brain damage.
 
Well fuck not having nightmares tonight
 
lol I've got a pic of my gf, famished, desperately clutching a burrito as she eats it naked. She's hunched over and I caught her at the exact moment she took a huge bite, with her mouth so full her cheeks pushed upwards to half-close her bottom eyelids as she glares at me because she hates when I catch her in unsexy pics. It is the most Golem "my precioussssss" image a human being has ever produced.
Let's see it
 
lol I've got a pic of my gf, famished, desperately clutching a burrito as she eats it naked. She's hunched over and I caught her at the exact moment she took a huge bite, with her mouth so full her cheeks pushed upwards to half-close her bottom eyelids as she glares at me because she hates when I catch her in unsexy pics. It is the most Golem "my precioussssss" image a human being has ever produced.

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lol I've got a pic of my gf, famished, desperately clutching a burrito as she eats it naked. She's hunched over and I caught her at the exact moment she took a huge bite, with her mouth so full her cheeks pushed upwards to half-close her bottom eyelids as she glares at me because she hates when I catch her in unsexy pics. It is the most Golem "my precioussssss" image a human being has ever produced.
Lol don't even need a picture. Your description is pretty graphically written. I've got a bad mental image right now.
 
Gollum motherfucker.

A golem is a Jewish creation made out of clay that does their bidding.
 
I remember the original video when it was posted. Glorious hilarity.
 
here he is the night before.

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Lol at peoples fighting with sunglasses on
 

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