Glitter bomb bait package vs. porch bandits

[DragRacer]

I’d have improved the device by adding a bank teller’s dye pack to pop off just before the glitter, so it gave something fun for the sparkles to stick to.
Then the fart spray as a finishing touch so the whole deal was like a high tech tar/feather job.

 

[I Am Legion]

Fuck the thieves and whatever happens to them. I wish it was exploding dog shit.

 

[IndyCovaHart]

What a fucked up world we live in where cops cant be bothered to do their jobs and a thief’s identity must be concealed in order to avoid litigation.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Assuming it's not fake it's crazy because these losers have decent houses and cars and they are still lifting random packages off peoples porches.
Fuck thieves.

 

[Arqueto]

Awesome, should of put a bunch of uppercuts in the package instead of glitter though.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Prolly the first time Ive ever watched an entire 11 minute Youtube video

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Prolly the first time Ive ever watched an entire 11 minute Youtube video

Justice is sweet.

 

[Fluffernutter]

Anyone here been porch pirated?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

He should have made it spray actual shit all over the place.

 

[IloveTHIS]

Absolutely amazing. One of the best vids I've seen in a while.

Would be better if it had a gun inside and just sprayed bullets everywhere in stead of fart spray though

 

[misterfurious]

Absolutely amazing. One of the best vids I've seen in a while.

Would be better if it had a gun inside and just sprayed bullets everywhere in stead of fart spray though

 

[minute bull]

Why not nukes? Nuclear weapons.

 

[misterfurious]

I’d have improved the device by adding a bank teller’s dye pack to pop off just before the glitter, so it gave something fun for the sparkles to stick to.
Then the fart spray as a finishing touch so the whole deal was like a high tech tar/feather job.

That’s what I was thinking; that thing should have been slinging dye everywhere.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Anyone here been porch pirated?

By porch...people?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Anyone here been porch pirated?

My porch is somewhat hidden from the street, so that hasn’t happened to me yet.

 

[90 50]

Should release tear gas or pepper spray. Also, thieves should be exposed.

He was probubaly worried about being sued by the criminals with today’s laws.

 

[jefferz]

By porch...people?

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Definitely needs some kind of paint or dye that explodes out. Some people I know have been filling Amazon boxes with cow shit and are rigging the bottom of the box to fall open

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Anyone here been porch pirated?

we talking about the back porch?

 

[neverwas]

i lol'ed.