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  1. Cubo de Sangre Gold Belt

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  2. esum80 MAU-RRRICI-O...SHO-GUNN!!!

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    leave her immediately.
     
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  3. freaky Black Belt

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    What kind of beta male gets run out by their GF. You should've stayed and filled her life with uppercuts. Don't come back here until you make her say sorry and make you a sammich after eating your uppercuts all night
     
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  4. Shuque Blue Belt

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    Can't blame her then.
     
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    you called an uber to go to the bbq joint? First thought after being beaten awake is to go to the bbqj joint?
     
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  6. Secret Agent MANNY DIXON-DIÁZ

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    I'm pretty sure OP is lyrics to a country western song.
     
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  7. SugarKrok Orange Belt

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    Dump her and give me her digits. I love crazy chick's.
     
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  8. sissypunch limp wrists of fury

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    Never hit a woman, no matter what she does to provoke you, just choke her out until she pisses her pants.
     
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  9. Mungoose Kitty Whisperer

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    That qualifies as foreplay in my household.
     
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  10. mb23100 Red Belt

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    All of the above plus octopus. Broccoli and cheese corn sides
     
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  11. mb23100 Red Belt

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    Well it was 4am what else is open?
     
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    So it wasn't on purpose (she was sleeping too)? Or it was (she attacked you as you slept)? Was was the reason, did you ever find out? Just her being drunk?
     
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  13. mb23100 Red Belt

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    Yeah it was on purpose. Shes still asleep so i dont know
     
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  14. MikeMcMann Black Belt

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    Yup, not adding up. Whether asleep with or without headphones on is irrelevant as you are asleep and not listening anyway. And bbq joint...


    <DontBelieve1>
     
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  15. mb23100 Red Belt

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    Ok maybe "in bed" would have been a more accurate description instead of "sleeping". And i go to the 24hr kbbq joint all the time and have talked about it before on here
     
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    How did she access the balls?

    Did she stand on the bed and axe kick them?...........or did the nut shots come after you stood up?
     
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  17. choke you strangulation belt

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    Kick her in the nuts back
     
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  18. CauseImbetta No good or evil, just strength or weakness

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    Dump her immediately. Don't be a fool.
     
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  19. mb23100 Red Belt

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    Im not @Zer i date actual women
     
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  20. mb23100 Red Belt

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    I stood up like wtf and she kept kicking them as our argument ensued
     
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