Girlfriend just attacked me.........

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  1. mb23100 Red Belt

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    Gave me a fat lip and kicked me in the nuts a good 3 times. Attacked me in my sleep. wtf? I called an uber (yes weve both been drinking) to the bbq joint.
     
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  2. MaxMMA Blue Belt

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    So were you sleeping or eating bbq?
     
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    I was sleeping, she attacked, then i called an uber to get away
     
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    Man if someone kicked me in the nuts it wouldn't take 3x to wake me up...
     
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    Well, I hope you'll not be giving her the opportunity again by continuing to go out with her.
     
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    She sounds kinky as hell. Giver her contact info to @EndlessCritic. That's right up his alley.
     
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    is this the first time shes done this?
     
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    That's the end of that.
    The only course of action is to get away from her, permanently.
    Right now.

    Not just for yourself, but to teach the bitch what to expect if she pulls that shit again.
     
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  10. mb23100 Red Belt

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    Yes.
     
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    not good bro, maybe you fucked up while you were drunk, still its no excuse
     
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    Cecil Peoples scored it for you.
     
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  13. mb23100 Red Belt

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    Shes mad because i put earphones on
     
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    On what?
     
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    Shes on the right
     
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  17. mb23100 Red Belt

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    On my head. I put headphones on to listen to music
     
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  18. MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    that'l do it every time
     
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    Oh, yah man, ya can't just DO things as though you can just DO things
     
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    She was talking to you at the time?

    Wait, you said you were sleeping... how did you put on headphones while you were asleep?
     
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