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  1. ObsoleteSoul Silver Belt

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    I just saved a bunch of money by switching to single.
     
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  2. Playswellwithlawndarts Purple Belt

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    Valentine’s Day is like a cuck solstice. If you support this shit holiday you’ve agreed to trade five dollar greeting cards and overpriced chocolate so conveluded you need a chart on the reverse to tell you what the hell your eating for your dignity and some sex you sad sad little man. Grab her by the hair and drag her back to your cave. It’s called old school and it works. A spouse on Sherdog should be room for divorce by the partner that stands the best chance of actually finding someone else.
    Ugos and tub tubs need not apply

    Have a nice Valentines Day everyone
     
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  3. Bitcoin Yellow Belt

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    Isn't everything worth having?
     
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  4. Alex Murphy RoboCop

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    Smashing the what?

    See a doctor.

    No.
     
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  5. melvinj0 Gold Belt

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    Are you coming on to me?
     
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  6. GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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  7. ObsoleteSoul Silver Belt

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  8. GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    I relate to Charlie Brown.

    And you're right; it is depressing and right now kinda rings true for me.
     
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  9. ObsoleteSoul Silver Belt

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    Why? Because no female to share it with? You're amongst your people if so.
     
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  10. ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    Friend with benefits. Aka fuck friend, slam piece, booty call.
     
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  11. irish_thug Steel Belt

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    I prefer tying it up.
     
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  12. irish_thug Steel Belt

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    AKA the town bicycle.
     
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  13. Alex Murphy RoboCop

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    Ah, OK.
     
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  14. ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    Los Angeles is a big town.
     
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  15. irish_thug Steel Belt

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    That's a lot of guys going for a ride.
     
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  16. ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    Might need my spelunking gear, just in case.
     
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  17. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    We don’t do Valentine’s Day because our anniversary was last week. So we decided fuck all that.

    And by we, I mean @sodapopinski and I.
     
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  18. Der Eisbär Banned

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  19. cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are

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    Well--For what is worth:

    Significant other? No. Sexual Conquests? Many.

    I was married when I first got my Sherdog account. But I was a lurker on the forum for many years before that. And during that time as a lurker, those halcyon days before I met my wife, I tracked down and bedded no less than 31 Sherdoggers. The number is likely higher, but 31 I can say with certainty.

    19 women (which I think is roughly 45% of all sherdog women)

    7 were hotties by outward standards, though pointy elbows rendered them 2/10's in Sherworld
    5 Mutts
    7 Morbidly obese shut-ins
    0 ring girls

    11 men

    2 twinks
    8 chubs (7 of which were morbidly obese shut ins)
    1 Bear

    All pitching, no catching, 3 reach arounds (The twinks and the bear-could find the shut-ins willies )

    And 1 Fallon Fox

    It was Glorious.
     
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  20. FierceRedBelt Red Belt

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    What is everyday?
     
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