Does no one have a significant other on this site?

[ObsoleteSoul]

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to single.

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

Valentine’s Day is like a cuck solstice. If you support this shit holiday you’ve agreed to trade five dollar greeting cards and overpriced chocolate so conveluded you need a chart on the reverse to tell you what the hell your eating for your dignity and some sex you sad sad little man. Grab her by the hair and drag her back to your cave. It’s called old school and it works. A spouse on Sherdog should be room for divorce by the partner that stands the best chance of actually finding someone else.
Ugos and tub tubs need not apply

Have a nice Valentines Day everyone

 

[Bitcoin]

I try; it's just... challenging.

Isn't everything worth having?

 

[James T. Kirk]

No. I leave for an extended amount of time in a couple weeks. Just smashing the fwb lovelessly!

Smashing the what?

Nope, very single and very happy

I still get pus, I just don’t tie anything down

See a doctor.

Isn't everything worth having?

No.

 

[melvinj0]

See a doctor.

Are you coming on to me?

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

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That's depressing as all hell. Fuck valentines day.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

That's depressing as all hell. Fuck valentines day.

I relate to Charlie Brown.

And you're right; it is depressing and right now kinda rings true for me.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

I relate to Charlie Brown.

And you're right; it is depressing and right now kinda rings true for me.

Why? Because no female to share it with? You're amongst your people if so.

 

[ithinktheymad]

Smashing the what?

Friend with benefits. Aka fuck friend, slam piece, booty call.

 

[irish_thug]

Nope, very single and very happy

I still get pus, I just don’t tie anything down

I prefer tying it up.

 

[irish_thug]

Friend with benefits. Aka fuck friend, slam piece, booty call.

AKA the town bicycle.

 

[James T. Kirk]

Friend with benefits. Aka fuck friend, slam piece, booty call.

Ah, OK.

 

[ithinktheymad]

AKA the town bicycle.

Los Angeles is a big town.

 

[irish_thug]

Los Angeles is a big town.

That's a lot of guys going for a ride.

 

[ithinktheymad]

That's a lot of guys going for a ride.

Might need my spelunking gear, just in case.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

We don’t do Valentine’s Day because our anniversary was last week. So we decided fuck all that.

And by we, I mean @sodapopinski and I.

 

[Der Eisbär]

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to single.

 

[cooks1]

Well--For what is worth:

Significant other? No. Sexual Conquests? Many.

I was married when I first got my Sherdog account. But I was a lurker on the forum for many years before that. And during that time as a lurker, those halcyon days before I met my wife, I tracked down and bedded no less than 31 Sherdoggers. The number is likely higher, but 31 I can say with certainty.

19 women (which I think is roughly 45% of all sherdog women)

7 were hotties by outward standards, though pointy elbows rendered them 2/10's in Sherworld
5 Mutts
7 Morbidly obese shut-ins
0 ring girls

11 men

2 twinks
8 chubs (7 of which were morbidly obese shut ins)
1 Bear

All pitching, no catching, 3 reach arounds (The twinks and the bear-could find the shut-ins willies )

And 1 Fallon Fox

It was Glorious.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

We're all waiting for Steak & BJ day.

What is everyday?