Does no one have a significant other on this site?

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  1. Bitcoin

    Bitcoin Orange Belt

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    I used to think I was a loner but then I realized I had to find more people who were like me. So I don't associate with a lot of people but I do have a few close friends which beats 1,000 Mayberry posters.
     
  2. Shael

    Shael Silver Belt

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    Got raped by proflowers today.
     
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  3. James T. Kirk

    James T. Kirk Captain Platinum Member Banned

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    I try; it's just... challenging.
     
  4. James T. Kirk

    James T. Kirk Captain Platinum Member Banned

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    What?
     
  5. Kardashians

    Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    You make a lot of threads
     
  6. odog

    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    HE GOT RAPED BY PROFLOWERS TODAY.
     
  7. CrimsonFan

    CrimsonFan Gold Belt

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    Lmao.

    I cant do any better
     
  8. James T. Kirk

    James T. Kirk Captain Platinum Member Banned

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    Repeating it verbatim doesn't clarify it, ya know.
     
  9. Robocok

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    I bought a card for 99 cents and flowers for $5.99
     
  10. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    We're all waiting for Steak & BJ day.
     
  11. Don Quixote

    Don Quixote Heart of a Lion

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    I forgot it was valintines day until someone reminded me yesterday.
     
  12. BearGrounds

    BearGrounds A great many scalps. Yellow Card

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    Sherdog is my special place.

    If I had a SO, which I don't, I'd forbid her from visiting these forums - as she'd probably ditch me after a quick browse through my post history. Internet man cave status.
     
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    rj144 Red Belt

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    How many damn threads have you made? I think you've made more today than I have since I've been here.
     
  14. Fedorisbest

    Fedorisbest Purple Belt

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    I'm single, but even when I'm in a relationship I don't celebrate Valentines day. Its a hallmark holiday.
     
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  15. rj144

    rj144 Red Belt

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    It's not Valentine's day.

    It never will be valintines day.
     
  16. irish_thug

    irish_thug Forum Moderator Staff Member Forum Moderator

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    Been with my wife for 10 years. I'll be making sushi for her, serving her wine and treating her like a goddess all night.
     
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    irish_thug Forum Moderator Staff Member Forum Moderator

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    one month to go
     
  18. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    No. I leave for an extended amount of time in a couple weeks. Just smashing the fwb lovelessly!
     
  19. Don Quixote

    Don Quixote Heart of a Lion

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    I guess I should stop relying on spell check to correct my spelling mistakes.
     
  20. melvinj0

    melvinj0 Gold Belt

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    Nope, very single and very happy

    I still get pus, I just don’t tie anything down
     

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