Could you take a chimp in a fist fight?

No way, unless it was a baby chimp that hadn't been weaned off mummy's milk yet.
 
MaureenCretis said:
Cheetah simply lobs a pile of his excrement in your face, blinding you temporarily, then he eats your neck. Before pulling himself off with his feet.
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Where did this Cheetah come from and he's lobbing excrement?

For all those who say they can take a chimp, man up and set something up. I'd love to see this.
 
No chance, anyone that seriously believes they can take a chimp with no weapon is incredibly delusional. There is a reason we learned to use weapons and that is because an unarmed human vs most animals even close to the same size is inferior in combat.
 
Nope.

1. You're probably thinking of the pygmy chimp/bonobo, the smaller docile cousin of the chimpanzee. Whenever you see a "chimp" in movies or tv, it's one of these guys. They aren't true chimps.

2. The main reason chimps are so much stronger than us is because unlike us, they don't have a lot of fine motor control. Their neuromuscular systems are set up so that they tend to stimulate an entire muscle, with almost full strength, every time they perform an action. For them, it's "all or nothing". For us, more of our neurons are devoted to stimulating parts of a muscle at a time, which allows us for greater overall skilled muscular control, but far less pure brute strength. The only time we humans can pull of feats of strength like those capable of chimps are under extreme duress, and in rare cases.
 
Yes, I could take him to the doctor with me when I go to try and get my testicles reattached. They will be in the chimp's stomach
 
C'mon TS, the 'berry has done the chimp thing to death. They wreck us outright. I feel like we need to move this matchup from chimps to fully grown and aggressive gibbons.

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You might be able to smash one against a tree if you get a hold of it. But more than likely you're getting embarrassed as it toys with you until you give up and go home, head down and slump-shouldered.
 
Only if the chimp was blindfolded and had ear plugs so I can sneak up and coldcock him.
 
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a fist fight? yes i could. now teaching a chimp what a fist fight is and getting him to ONLY fist fight, thats another story
 


shit, all it needs is a ground game, and we're all doomed.
 
kuromusha said:
How is this even a real question?




The answer is yes. Yes, I can. Chimps don't understand range. All I'd have to do is hit it with teh jab when it lunges forward. Once dazed with teh multiple jabs I've thrown at it, I finish the chimp with an overhand right thrown correctly.
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It's true, they also don't understand it's not fair to block your fragile fists with their fang. They'll bite your fingers off man, try to jab after that
 
Chimp will have no answer to my shoulder roll defense.
 
Give me a heavy dose of PCP, and I will be rather optimistic
 
A chimp that just had sex, with the flu, running on a half hour of sleep would take out 10 brocks. Easily.
 
By "taking it" do you mean escorting it to a fight? If so, then yes if I had a cage that has wheels.
 
Y2Khaos said:
I know this is an orangutan so it's not exactly the same but I think they are similar enough that this is relevant.

I would love to see a 180 pound man do that. Lol
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pfftt... obviously a Pride video. That was totally a dive.

Now the chimp. Well, I wrestled in school. I take that chimp down and sub him. It would be easy to snag a chicken wing on him because their arms are so long.
 
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