Chael Sonnen: Jon Jones hid from USADA

[Individualthoughtpatterns]

Imagine meeting a white girl on ChristianSingles.com, falling in love with her, proposing at a fancy restaurant, marrying the girl of your dreams........only to learn she once banged roided Jon Jones in the back of a Toyota Corolla on a bender.

That's why he's my hero.

Is that when he took the erectile dysfunction pills for his erectile dysfunction?

 

[Chris Kyle is a liar]

Who cares about mma?

 

[Substance Abuse]

This shit is old as fuck.

When dumb asses mention the DC/Jones fights, shut up, watch the OSP performance from Jones and then realize what Chael is saying along with two tests, lol.

 

[Benoitthegr8]

Snickers under the ring

 

[Fadetoblack918]

That story has been floating around for a while. I believe it. Seems like something Jon would do.

 

[mmahorse]

 

[MarkyMcFly]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

 

[runnpray]

The only thing that would make it even funnier if someone could find a timestamped twitter, instagram or DM from that time period where he was cowering under the ring.

 

[vadrigar]

That story has been floating around for a while. I believe it. Seems like something Jon would do.

Never knew USADA believed it too. That's new.

 

[Son of Werdum]

Because he slept with your wife?

 

[mmahorse]

12 hours is crazy amount of time to be under a cage.
Surely it would be more like 6 hours.

If its 12 hours that means USADA arrived at say 8am and left 8pm.
You could have a sleep, during this time. Without sleeping, it would be extremely difficult to not cough/sneeze.

 

[xx madskillz xx]

Old news but still funny.I doubt it was 12 hours though..

 

[Anomonis]

Yep...it's basically the same as a failed test. So that's three. Lifelong PED cheat.

 

[SingerAuto]

Can't wait to see Jones punk Colby when they see face to face.
Colby needs to hide all boomerang.

 

[Shocktagon]

This story was old by the time Sonnen regurgitated it.

 

[WeedLordBonerHitler]

He who hasn't tried to dodge a work drug test cast the first stone.

 

[Mmaprovost]

Chael is a hero, funny as hell

 

[TheRassler]

If you're a jon jones fan, don't click play:


/thread

 

[Maroli]

Did not know that thanks. Just trying to post something every now and again since i dont post much

Try and keep it that way.

Just kidding, man.

 

[TidWell]

According to Chael and Colby Jon Jones hid under a cage for 12 hours to avoid a suprise USADA inspection
Edit: sorry dont know how to timestamp but it's at 5:10


If true...
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lol I remember that story Chael is a funny ass mofo, I m laughing hard as fuck

Imagining Jon Jones hiding under that hot smelly ass ring and his teamates giving him the go ahead to come out from under there hahah

thats some funny shit if you picture it in your head


Has Jones ever addressed this if its untrue he could sue Chael, Im leaning toward it being true

wasnt there some other fighter who hid in a drainage thing was that Wandy or Aldo?