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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO7uhq4jfoA if you wanna see a dude wrestle a chimpanzee.
Thank you chim(p). I can always count on you. You’re my best friend.
I study a thesaurus 14 hours a day chimmy
You wordsmith, you.
Hes creating something for yall to talk about..Gotta be up there as one of the more moronic takes in MMA history...
What an absolute tool
Perhaps not 8 times stronger but show me the worlds strongest man and I'll pick a chimp to beat him every single time and it will start with the chimp overpowering him.Well, of course. But not like 8 times of a human or some crazy shit thats out there.
They are strong savages. Ever heard about retard strength? It's similar.
Bo nickal has entered the threadOn the real though, if not for aggressiveness and the chimp biting and going for the nuts/face, I think he's got a point.
There's all these stories about chimps being super strong and what not, but this is in comparison to normal dudes. Normal dudes can't bench 40kg nowadays and have grip strength of less than 100lbs. If Bo went to chimp fighting camp and got the chimp in a body triangle he could definitely rip its eyes/ears out and then knock it the fuck out. Chimps are manlets, they could definitely take on Joe Rogan or Henry Cejudo, but that's about it.
To all the people talking about chimps ripping limbs clean off the body of a human, this one crazy chimp a few years back couldn't do it to 2 old ladies and had to go for cheap shots instead, how the hell is it going to do it to a sherdogger?
People need to chill. I am all for a sanctioned fight between Bo and not one but 2 chimps.
“On the real though”On the real though, if not for aggressiveness and the chimp biting and going for the nuts/face, I think he's got a point.
There's all these stories about chimps being super strong and what not, but this is in comparison to normal dudes. Normal dudes can't bench 40kg nowadays and have grip strength of less than 100lbs. If Bo went to chimp fighting camp and got the chimp in a body triangle he could definitely rip its eyes/ears out and then knock it the fuck out. Chimps are manlets, they could definitely take on Joe Rogan or Henry Cejudo, but that's about it.
To all the people talking about chimps ripping limbs clean off the body of a human, this one crazy chimp a few years back couldn't do it to 2 old ladies and had to go for cheap shots instead, how the hell is it going to do it to a sherdogger?
People need to chill. I am all for a sanctioned fight between Bo and not one but 2 chimps.
It doesn’t matter, a chimp would rip apart 10 Ngannou’s and 10 Jon Jone’s in a minute.How much does a fully grown chimp weigh on average??
Me, I'm fairly certain a grown man with decent grip strength could rip someone's face off if they really wanted to. Chimpanzees are apparently able to literally rip a human's face off. Might advise him against trying his theory out.
A full grown chimp could rip Bo's arms off and beat him to death with themHow much does a fully grown chimp weigh on average??
Smearing his own shit all over his face would also give us something to talk about. He'd still be an idiot.Hes creating something for yall to talk about..
You should be thanking him at the very least
They are not even that suuuuper strong. They are just extremely aggressive. It's said they fight male gorillas to a draw because of their aggressiveness.
Agreed. Thing is they have different strength benefits on top of denser muscle fibers.Perhaps not 8 times stronger but show me the worlds strongest man and I'll pick a chimp to beat him every single time and it will start with the chimp overpowering him.
This. I know they are strong but average male chimp is like 120 pounds or something. However they are just nasty in the animal kingdom. Rip off faces and genitals. catch and eat other smaller primates/monkeys, etc.
don't take this personally man, but saying something like the bolded just makes you sound like one of those 200 plus pound coach potatoes with a beer gut who think they can toss around and body any man that weigh less than 160 pounds. the weight of the average male in america is around 200 pounds and going up. but most of them are soft and weak as fuck
no, fatass, you can't body any man that weighs less than 160 pounds; much less a male chimp