Best roast by one fighter to another?

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    Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your 'jiu-jitsu'. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil.com, password - not required, username - not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.
     
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    Not by a fighter, to a fighter.

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    Easy - Nick and Nate Diaz' pot roast.

    They've done it to the whole rat pack, Ronda Rousey, and several other fighters. And it's top quality shit.
     
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    Admittedly - it's hard to top "I'm gonna fuck you and make you love me pussy"

    It was real cringeworthy but I'm sure it played with his opponent's mind more than most....
     
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