Be my Friend

[Sketch]

Word

What a stupid av.

 

[chokeyou]

Friend request denied, bro.

The fact that bobby boulders is your only friend makes me feel less special that he popped my friend cherry. It's like finding out your girlfriend was previously banging some fugly douchebag.

 

[chokeyou]

Go fuck yourself to death you French piece of shit.

What makes this machiavellin post-whore so special? People seem to have a hard on for him.

 

[chokeyou]

Alright

Friend request accepted

I need to borrow some money

Daniel Negreanu told me to never let a friend borrow money because you'll never see them again. Sorry, bro

 

[Caution]

 

[Necro Yeti]

Daniel Negreanu told me to never let a friend borrow money because you'll never see them again. Sorry, bro

Never heard of him

 

[Bukowski82]

Of course im alive. I thought I told you I was the greatest of all time.

Singed for GOAT. Glad to see you back here, BK!

 

[Bukowski82]

As for ts, he can go fuck himself.

 

[Necro Yeti]

Somebody didn't get a friend request methinks

 

[Viva]

whats in it for me?

 

[Nnedd]

I'm still thinking about it.

 

[Graves The Elder]

yea, he's on my friends list.
right next to DJ Lance Rock.

 

[Dash Superstud]

Alright, TS, we're official.

Also, is it bad that I have more Sherdog friends than I do Facebook and regular friends?

 

[Graves The Elder]

hm, not surprising.
all I ever see you say on fb is how people suck.

 

[Josh]

Facebook is for teenaged girls and housewives.

 

[chokeyou]

On the shitter at the movie theater. Mad thanks to my new friends and mad props are to be given in a bit.

 

[Graves The Elder]

Facebook is for teenaged girls and housewives.

so which are you?
based on how you flirt with JWTS, I'm gonna go with teenaged girl.

 

[BANNED AID]

Can never have too many friends.

 

[Graves The Elder]

true story

 

[Jory]

I was coming in here to let the TS know that telling people what to do is no way to make friends.

But after readign his posts, I kind of want to be his friend.

*invite sent*