2018 PotWR Round 2: The Debate/ Town Hall

[Lord Coke]

I just got out of court. 4 hours for a eviction. The tenant could not speak English. Came with her daughter and requested a translator.
Court finally gets one and says sorry you have to come back tomorrow. I'm like my client took the day off work. Tenant says she can't come back tomorrow her 16 year old daughter needs to be in court to get child support for her 1 year old. And as a minor can't go alone. Judge says you can do both. I get that immigration is helpful but there is something to be said about not letting people in that are living off the system this women does not work and teaches their kids to have kids at 14. And inevitably will be living off government welfare.

And I may be there for hours again tomorrow because criminal cases get priority for translators.
But don't feel bad for me. I got paid by the hour today. Feel bad for the Vietnamese landlord who isn't living off welfare. He legally came here. Got a engineering degree. And works. Now he has to take yet another day off work to deal with someone who I strongly suspect but don't know is illegal because they refuse to pay rent.

 

[LMP]

i am not sure i just throw overhand rights and hope they connect

@HomerThompson always promised to fight me irl, but he is dead now. Would you wanna take his place? @Fawlty said he would be the ref. The battle for Missouri looms.

 

[Fawlty]

@HomerThompson always promised to fight me irl, but he is dead now. Would you wanna take his place? @Fawlty said he would be the ref. The battle for Missouri looms.

That was before I knew you were on the other side of the state. May God have mercy on the ol' Taurus.

 

[LMP]

That was before I knew you were on the other side of the state. May God have mercy on the ol' Taurus.

The fight is in StL bro, its neutral ground.

 

[RockstarChris]

So @HomerThompson was the one person to fight you one on one, but there were actually two people that fought you one on one? What happened did you duck the rest?

If i fought you peasant you would not be here

 

[RockstarChris]

@Captain Davis is here to take over.

 

[RockstarChris]

Clippy 2019

 

[LMP]

If i fought you peasant you would not be here

Where would I be?

Clippy 2019

Doesnt @Clippy wanna win 2018 first?

 

[JamesRussler]

Birds of a feather flock together

Is that Lucky?

 

[LMP]

Is that Lucky?

Thats @HomerThompson bro.

 

[Mr Holmes]

Is that Lucky?

That's Homer. And now you understand.

 

[JamesRussler]

Thats @HomerThompson bro.

You mean... Homer Thompson isn't black? Swear to god he said he was black

 

[Headkicktoleg]

This @Headkicktoleg train cannot be stopped. I'm literally getting dozens of PMs asking me of a position in cabinet.

I've already made 1 appointment.
@Rational Poster will be secretary of getting mad at memes!

 

[luckyshot]

Sherbros, we have a choice to make about our future...
For the future of our children...
And our children's children...

The @luckyshot regime wants to make that choice for you:

The @luckyshot / @Fawlty regime has promised to resurrect @HomerThompson.
They have promised to turn WR into a gay little hugbox for SJW / far Left politics.
They will police and report everything you do to their trusted mod lapdogs.
If that doesn't work, they will report you to CraveOnline.
Fuck that commie bullshit.

Don't be an NPC.
#Vote4Jim

I believe so

That's how we roll on the No Bullshit Express

Come on dude, you follow up a Hollywood quality short film with a picture of a choo choo train?

Averages out to...eh 6/10. Still good.

 

[Mr Holmes]

You mean... Homer Thompson isn't black? Swear to god he said he was black

 

[luckyshot]

"POTWR hopeful Luckyshot lands the Unlucky Shot on his VP after fierce argument":
Closed circuit television has captured the incident:

Malevolent Abortion Braggadocio Cubo De Sangre claims it was no doubt a #metoo motivation and that victim and VP hopeful Inga was carrying Luckyshot's unborn illegitimate love child. "Every time a unborn baby winds up in the blood bucket, it's a victory for us!"

A terribly distraught Inga is quoted as saying "This is the most awful thing to happen to me down there since some pervert rubbed me with a lemon wedge."


In other news:
"Snakedafunky one ups Trump and the Russian Prostitutes: He's done over 700 German Schizer films: It's considered a miracle that he outlived that poor kid that ate the slug and died."


Truly an interesting time to be alive. What an election this has been so far.

luckyshot & (winner of Fawlty vs. Inga) 2018:

 

[Captain Davis]

@Captain Davis is here to take over.

Hell yeah
































Takeover what?

 

[Andy Capp]

Nice! Trying to copy the @Lowmanproblems / @HockeyBjj ticket. Just like @Headkicktoleg is copying my wall of shame stance, and @Cubo de Sangre stole me state of the WR idea. Good job on trying to claim my ideas you chumps.

Ridiculous. It's obvious you're just trying to pander by promoting everyone else's best ideas. Early on I recognized the power of a balanced ticket, pretender.

 

[LMP]

Ridiculous. It's obvious you're just trying to pander by promoting everyone else's best ideas. Early on I recognized the power of a balanced ticket, pretender.

Hey bud, I hate to tell you this this crazy leftist made a rightie my VP first. You are over here following my footsteps. Try something new loser.

 

[Trotsky]

Best production quality we've seen in WR election history.

For real, finna throw him my vote just based on the graphics lol.

Wait....does this mean that JamesRussler could be.....no.....