2 haikus about the two time world champ Conor McGregor

[Gorkle]

Kidneys are failing
I couldnt shit out Popeyes
Best lean on towel

 

[Chagaev]

Red bearded manlet

Lying still on the floor

Boxing match over

 

[Gorkle]

Red bearded manlet

Lying still on the floor

Boxing match over

Conor shaved his beard
Lololololololol
Shallow victory

 

[shertardinho]

ginger bearded mick
lost easy to ganja smoking dick
dana gave next chance
to dance with dick again

 

[YellowBaneno]

Conor McGregor

Run from Khabib all you can

Number one bullshit

Khabib Nurmagomedov

More like

Kebab Tiramisumedov

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Conor McGregor
Got pregnant by Dee
Still on maternity leave

 

[NotoriousMillions]

Look at all these dorks writing poems about Conor. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Conor is not goat
Nor is he 5 foot 11
But is a manlet

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Tapped to a career
15 and 16 fighter
In one minute lol

 

[bubby]

Conor is not goat
Nor is he 5 foot 11
But is a manlet

Your poem sucks ass
Haikus are 5-7-5
Fuck Conor haters

 

[Buri]

top ten goat, never
fans soon gonna disappear
neither will be missed

 

[justalurker]

Perfect thread. ROTFL Thanks TS

 

[Helden]

Conor fans are dumb
Deserve to be castrated
The less the better

 

[bubby]

top ten goat, never
fans soon gonna disappear
neither will be missed

Sorry, casual.
Real mma fans love him.
Deal with it, loser.

 

[Buri]

Sorry, casual.
Real mma fans love him.
Deal with it, loser.

You are a real fan?
With a flash in the pan av!
Way past your bedtime.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Forgot his own name
so got a useful tattoo
saying "McGregor"

Invisible lats
Ugly suits and baseball caps
He made Shogun laugh

 

[Oooxente]

Forgot his own name
so got a useful tattoo
saying "McGregor"

Invisible lats
Ugly suits and baseball caps
He made Shogun laugh

ROFL!!!
Ding!Ding!Ding!

We have a winner!!!

 

[snugglecakes]

Not a haiku. Please dont shit post.

18 likes is shitposting?

anyway...

Conor Mcgregor
will not get destroyed by floyd
Cause they will not fight

 

[BlackPanther]

Conor McGregor
Got pregnant by Dee
Still on maternity leave

 

[sapporo ichiban]

Sorry, casual.
Real mma fans love him.
Deal with it, loser.

Love is a strong word but then again judging by your av, I understand.