2 haikus about the two time world champ Conor McGregor

[bubby]

You are a real fan?
With a flash in the pan av!
Way past your bedtime.

Sage is hot as fuck
Not the best fighter, but hot
My avatar rocks.

 

[bubby]

18 likes is shitposting?

anyway...

Conor Mcgregor
will not get destroyed by floyd
Cause they will not fight

18 is nothing
There's tons of idiots here.
Shitposting haters.

 

[DaPunkMinowaMan]

18 is nothing
There's tons of idiots here.
Shitposting haters.

and you´re the living proof.

 

[justalurker]

Haiku of a true fan

Thought 'bout him all day,
dick up my mouth all the way.
Not gay by the way.

 

[xhaydenx]

Not a haiku. Please dont shit post. Haikus are 5 7 5 syllabls

Lol. Awesome.

 

[Yashabo]

I will not defend
I am an irish pussy
Diaz tapped me out

 

[DaPunkMinowaMan]

Haiku of a true fan

Thought 'bout him all day,
dick up my mouth all the way.
Not gay by the way.

ok Bubby, let it go.

 

[knowsitall]

Conor 49-1 Bless.

 

[Legendary]

Ducking Leprechaun
Only does for the money
Stupid fucking bum

 

[justalurker]

Little mummy's boy,
Small spoon, small stool, tiny bed.
Always mad NoDad.

 

[Helden]

Never defended
Hand picks all his opponents
This thread is stupid

 

[AleYeah]

So easily he
Gets Sherbro jimmies rustled.
Fookin' bums, you guys.

 

[AleYeah]

Keyboard warrior angst.
A manlet is the damned GOAT?
How can I go on?

 

[AleYeah]

In tirteen seconds,
Your precious Aldo destroyed.
Shut your fookin’ mouths.

 

[AleYeah]

Two division champ.
After Mayweather gets got,
Shall we make it three?

 

[VAfan]

Conor McNugget
King of Touch Butt
Go Try Boxing

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Never defended
Dana changed his bum life
Khabib will end it

 

[Karelinator]

Fight with a Diaz bro
Fill the room with upper cuts
Fail to finish him

 

[VAfan]

Not a haiku. Please dont shit post. Haikus are 5 7 5 syllabls

haiku nazis should learn to spell first.

 

[13 others]

haiku nazis should learn to spell first.

Who the fuck are you?
Manlet from grandmas basement
Neck bearded douchebag