You're in prison, hungry, you walk into your cell and find a candy bar on your pillow. WWYD?

[It-is-what-it-is]

So I saw this video and it got me thinking




(My opinion)
It doesn't matter even if you don't eat it. Clearly someone is looking for an excuse to make your life hell (probably butt r*pe you or something along those lines); so if you don't eat the pay day they're still gonna find some other way, or they'll shed all pretenses and attack you directly.


So if you find a candy bar in your cell, find out who put it there , get whatever sharpened tooth brush or razer shank you have and go for a preemptive strike!

That way you send out the message that you're not to be casually messed with to all the other psychos and also you end up in solitary and if the other guy survives he'll be in hospital; effectively you've safely escaped from the predator.

Clearly they see you as an easy target if they're going with the candy bar routine.

What would you do if you find a candy bar on your pillow in prison?

 

[scorpipede]

What am I in for? If I'm doing a year I'm not going on a shankathon because somebody is trying to woo me with candy is all I'm saying.

 

[It-is-what-it-is]

What am I in for? If I'm doing a year I'm not going on a shankathon because somebody is trying to woo me with candy is all I'm saying.

Whatever, what crime are you most likely to commit?

 

[Sonny Qc]

probably a gift for last night anal sex imo.

 

[scorpipede]

Whatever, what crime are you most likely to commit?

Assault for sure. Sober...ish...now so not likely drugs. Probably what I'm in for was the wrong question. How long is more pertinent.

 

[It-is-what-it-is]

Assault for sure. Sober...ish...now so not likely drugs. Probably what I'm in for was the wrong question. How long is more pertinent.

How would you get extract yourself from the situation without getting violated?

 

[Cole train]

Eat the candy and wait for candyman to bring more

 

[Cherry Brigand]

I would immediately be flattered and say to myself 'you still got it, kid!'

Then I would unleash my dogs of war and turn the cell block into a sea of blood. One body per peanut found in that delicious confection.

And as you know it takes a lot of peanuts to make a payday candy bar.

 

[Strychnine]

Son of a guy I know just got killed in prison. Word is that it was revenge for a Rip-N-Rob he did on a drug dealer and the dealer wound up dead.

 

[chosey whales]

 

[TribalDrumz]

I would trade that bar for some pure Angel Dust PCP

 

[scorpipede]

How would you get extract yourself from the situation without getting violated?

Well, first step is don't eat the payday. Go from there. Thankfully I've historically run faster than my friends in all but one of the being chased by cops scenarios I was in and I've mellowed quite a bit so I'm hoping to never find out the next step.

 

[JustOnce]

So I saw this video and it got me thinking




(My opinion)
It doesn't matter even if you don't eat it. Clearly someone is looking for an excuse to make your life hell (probably butt r*pe you or something along those lines); so if you don't eat the pay day they're still gonna find some other way, or they'll shed all pretenses and attack you directly.


So if you find a candy bar in your cell, find out who put it there , get whatever sharpened tooth brush or razer shank you have and go for a preemptive strike!

That way you send out the message that you're not to be casually messed with to all the other psychos and also you end up in solitary and if the other guy survives he'll be in hospital; effectively you've safely escaped from the predator.

Clearly they see you as an easy target if they're going with the candy bar routine.

What would you do if you find a candy bar on your pillow in prison?

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I mean if you are hungry and in jail, unless you watched some Youtube video or this Shredog thread, why would anyone not have that candy?

 

[It-is-what-it-is]

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I mean if you are hungry and in jail, unless you watched some Youtube video or this Shredog thread, why would anyone not have that candy?

someone who recognises that they're in prison surrounded by malevolent characters.

 

[Zinger]

I'd eat the Candy while clenching my buttcheeks.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

I want your Tootsie hole.

 

[Billthebutcher]

Give it to your cellie, see if he's alive tomorrow.

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Take the candy bar and shove it up your cellmate's ass. Let the motherfucker know who's boss!

 

[shunyata]

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I mean if you are hungry and in jail, unless you watched some Youtube video or this Shredog thread, why would anyone not have that candy?

My first thought was, "it's a trap, turn around and check your 6"

 

[Long Dark Blues]

I'm just gonna move that there candy bar to my cellmate's pillow and pretend I never saw it.