You're an old woman stuck on an island with a dude and a ladyboy

[Fedorgasm]

The dude says he's deciding which one of you fuck.

Are you flattered that you're being considered?

Or are you pissed that he even needs to think about it?

Or are you offended that he just assumes you'll agree to fuck him, like you don't have standards of your own. Who's to say you're not into ladyboys yourself, and the two of you could go live in a cave together and leave this asshole on the beach alone?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I was thinking about buying this chick a candle and making lewd comments about it

 

[Kandyland]

She's probably more worried about how she's going to get her meds.

 

[Fatality]

If I'm the old woman, I'll be fucking the ladyboy.

 

[genecop]

Really? This is the best you got TS?

 

[Otto!]

I would pray for a wizard to appear with a gambit.