Your favourite way to cock potatoes?

[MescalineDreams]

Just made some bomb roasted garlic mash

 

[GoodBadHBK]

Your favourite way to cock potatoes?

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

He said “cock potatoes”

 

[Dan Torrance]

 

[Sycho Sid]

I'll take intentional typos for 500 Alex.

 

[Andrey Kamensky]

Oh wow! There are so many ways to cock a potato!
One of my favorite ways is to carve a pocket inside of a big potato and then I start cocking. The end result is my famous stuffed potatoes. Bon apetit!

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Look man I just want some waffle fries.

 

[MescalineDreams]

Look man I just want some waffle fries.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Just stick it in

 

[Iroh]

Hard and long!

 

[elwani]

Carve them into a cock then fellate while eating. For extra points, stuff with melted mozzarella cheese, then suck the cheese out as you’re eating, possibly smearing it all over your face.

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

baking is nice

 

[Omegaboy13]

Always helps to mash them first, and let them cool beforehand.

 

[Bacco]

Simple:
Skin them, then cut in thick pieces
Olive oil
White wine
Sea salt
25minutes in the oven at max power

 

[Dan Torrance]

Simple:
Skin them, then cut in thick pieces
Olive oil
White wine
Sea salt
25minutes in the oven at max power

psh... so the italian thinks he can cook?

 

[LHWBelt]

Just made some bomb roasted garlic mash

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Nice.

Coupla dick taters for da bois

 

[bjjHERRERA]

with my penis.....

oh wait

 

[Timetravel_0]

I prefer to cock mashed potatoes that way they're soft and gooey

 

[Quinton Overeem]

Genetics.