You ever pick up a hitchhiker?

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Back in the late 90s I had a long distance relationship with a girl who lived in Arcata California (northern Humboldt County, pretty far north in the redwoods) and would routinely drive about 5 hours one way to see her for the weekend.
I would usually leave her place to come back home on the Sunday in the evening so I could get home and to sleep by midnight for the workday on Monday.
I would occasionally pick up friendly looking hippies posted up by the on ramp to the 101 south looking to get a ride to Eureka or another small town just further south. Guys, girls, couples. They were always cool, smelly, and chill.
The last time I did it was so fucking weird. He was a gangly dude with a backpack and dreads. I asked him where he wanted to go and he said Garbervill which is a good distance, like an hour. It was completely on the way so I was like fuck it.
The weird stuff starts pretty quickly when 20 minutes south of Eurka he asks if he can pick something up from somewhere at the next exit. I asked if he wanted to go to a house or something and he said not really.
So I take the exit and we drive down a frontage road in the dark and dude is like stop here. He gets out and starts climbing up an embankment into the fucking forest. It's completely dark and he pleaded with me not to drive off when he left the car. I almost did because wtf.
So, bro comes back and says let's go.
I know everything is super sketchy at this point. I'm thinking he just grabbed a stash of weed or?
So we start getting close to Garbervill and I'm pretty excited to get this guy out of the car and he blurts out something to the effect that maybe he shouldn't go there because shit might go bad for him. He says just take me to Laytonville... That's like another hour south.
I could tell he was getting progressively more paranoid prior to this, but I begrudgingly said OK. I even told dude this wasn't part of the plan and he is giving off strange vibes.
The next part of the drive was intense. Super dark and windy two lane highway in the middle of nowhere. I still have no idea what he grabbed out of the woods earlier.
We dont talk and I'm bombing down the road because I have made this trip lots of times.
On a tight blind curve that I'm going at least 25 mph over the limit a fucking deer appears in my lane. I missed it and nearly lost control of my car, fish tail back and forth and recover.
We look at each other and he screams 'how did you do that? You fucking did it man! You saved us!'
At that point I feel like I'm dreaming and want to wake up, but now we are blood brothers.
To make a long story less long he freaks out at Laytonville and wants to keep going south to the next town, and the next town, to the point where we get to Sacramento.
I tell him the ride stops here because I'm home.
He tells me Sac is bad news and he is going to be completely fucked here, so I end up taking him to the Roseville train yard so he can hop a boxcar back north.
 
Back in the late 90s I had a long distance relationship with a girl who lived in Arcata California (northern Humboldt County, pretty far north in the redwoods) and would routinely drive about 5 hours one way to see her for the weekend.
I would usually leave her place to come back home on the Sunday in the evening so I could get home and to sleep by midnight for the workday on Monday.
I would occasionally pick up friendly looking hippies posted up by the on ramp to the 101 south looking to get a ride to Eureka or another small town just further south. Guys, girls, couples. They were always cool, smelly, and chill.
The last time I did it was so fucking weird. He was a gangly dude with a backpack and dreads. I asked him where he wanted to go and he said Garbervill which is a good distance, like an hour. It was completely on the way so I was like fuck it.
The weird stuff starts pretty quickly when 20 minutes south of Eurka he asks if he can pick something up from somewhere at the next exit. I asked if he wanted to go to a house or something and he said not really.
So I take the exit and we drive down a frontage road in the dark and dude is like stop here. He gets out and starts climbing up an embankment into the fucking forest. It's completely dark and he pleaded with me not to drive off when he left the car. I almost did because wtf.
So, bro comes back and says let's go.
I know everything is super sketchy at this point. I'm thinking he just grabbed a stash of weed or?
So we start getting close to Garbervill and I'm pretty excited to get this guy out of the car and he blurts out something to the effect that maybe he shouldn't go there because shit might go bad for him. He says just take me to Laytonville... That's like another hour south.
I could tell he was getting progressively more paranoid prior to this, but I begrudgingly said OK. I even told dude this wasn't part of the plan and he is giving off strange vibes.
The next part of the drive was intense. Super dark and windy two lane highway in the middle of nowhere. I still have no idea what he grabbed out of the woods earlier.
We dont talk and I'm bombing down the road because I have made this trip lots of times.
On a tight blind curve that I'm going at least 25 mph over the limit a fucking deer appears in my lane. I missed it and nearly lost control of my car, fish tail back and forth and recover.
We look at each other and he screams 'how did you do that? You fucking did it man! You saved us!'
At that point I feel like I'm dreaming and want to wake up, but now we are blood brothers.
To make a long story less long he freaks out at Laytonville and wants to keep going south to the next town, and the next town, to the point where we get to Sacramento.
I tell him the ride stops here because I'm home.
He tells me Sac is bad news and he is going to be completely fucked here, so I end up taking him to the Roseville train yard so he can hop a boxcar back north.
Hahahaaha 🤣
 
Most I did was pick up two 16 year old kids from a 7-11 and drive them home. I'd just finished work at midnight and stopped in to get something, these kids were out the front all panicked, they'd just got in a fight and beat up some kid and their mates were looking for them. Not exactly hitch hiking but the closest I've gotten I suppose (nothing like OP ha ha)
 
Not really a hitchhiker. I was leaving a club and it was pouring. It was in a large empty strip mall and most of the parking lot was empty. There was a girl walking by herself just getting drenched.

I asked if she needed a ride to her car, she was pretty drunk. She said her friends had left her and she wasnt sure what she was gonna do. Call an Uber I thought. But she was just standing there hair dripping. I say get in out the rain.

So she got in, gave me an address. we are driving shes telling me this story about her boyfriend at the club and hes cheating or talking to some girl, everyone has heard that drunk story before.

While telling me this, and remember shes pretty fucked up. She starts holding my hand putting my hand on her leg. Shes decently cute. We get to the place, its some bar near her house.

So we sit there and make out a little. Then I think she realizes she doesn't know me, she gets out the car and says let's go inside and get a drink.

We go in and its obvious this is her spot cause everyone knows her, and everyone is looking at me like who is this dude with Becky. Or whatever her name was I dont remember it.

She goes to the bar and starts sorta yelling to the bartender how her man left her at the club and is that bitch Helen here. She goes to the bathroom, I say hey I just met her and drove her here. Bartender says yeah, Becky is a mess, this is pretty normal. I get the fuck out of there.

The end
 
Someone post the ghost story.
 
Back in the late 90s I had a long distance relationship with a girl who lived in Arcata California (northern Humboldt County, pretty far north in the redwoods) and would routinely drive about 5 hours one way to see her for the weekend.
I would usually leave her place to come back home on the Sunday in the evening so I could get home and to sleep by midnight for the workday on Monday.
I would occasionally pick up friendly looking hippies posted up by the on ramp to the 101 south looking to get a ride to Eureka or another small town just further south. Guys, girls, couples. They were always cool, smelly, and chill.
The last time I did it was so fucking weird. He was a gangly dude with a backpack and dreads. I asked him where he wanted to go and he said Garbervill which is a good distance, like an hour. It was completely on the way so I was like fuck it.
The weird stuff starts pretty quickly when 20 minutes south of Eurka he asks if he can pick something up from somewhere at the next exit. I asked if he wanted to go to a house or something and he said not really.
So I take the exit and we drive down a frontage road in the dark and dude is like stop here. He gets out and starts climbing up an embankment into the fucking forest. It's completely dark and he pleaded with me not to drive off when he left the car. I almost did because wtf.
So, bro comes back and says let's go.
I know everything is super sketchy at this point. I'm thinking he just grabbed a stash of weed or?
So we start getting close to Garbervill and I'm pretty excited to get this guy out of the car and he blurts out something to the effect that maybe he shouldn't go there because shit might go bad for him. He says just take me to Laytonville... That's like another hour south.
I could tell he was getting progressively more paranoid prior to this, but I begrudgingly said OK. I even told dude this wasn't part of the plan and he is giving off strange vibes.
The next part of the drive was intense. Super dark and windy two lane highway in the middle of nowhere. I still have no idea what he grabbed out of the woods earlier.
We dont talk and I'm bombing down the road because I have made this trip lots of times.
On a tight blind curve that I'm going at least 25 mph over the limit a fucking deer appears in my lane. I missed it and nearly lost control of my car, fish tail back and forth and recover.
We look at each other and he screams 'how did you do that? You fucking did it man! You saved us!'
At that point I feel like I'm dreaming and want to wake up, but now we are blood brothers.
To make a long story less long he freaks out at Laytonville and wants to keep going south to the next town, and the next town, to the point where we get to Sacramento.
I tell him the ride stops here because I'm home.
He tells me Sac is bad news and he is going to be completely fucked here, so I end up taking him to the Roseville train yard so he can hop a boxcar back north.
That's a damn good story.
 
Yea .

He was like " That's really good of you , I could be a serial killer".
Me " Nah , the odds of there being two of us in the same car are astronomical..."

TS still remembers and tastes that day every BBQ..........
 
sure, have hitched and picked up hitchers, would b cautious.

ended up driving a foo a bit out of my way. 1 time got picked up my a guy who seemed a bit buzzed and had a beer between his legs.

more happy-go-lucky in youth these days if i did b sure to have a pocket knife or something.
 
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Yes. A cute blonde when I lived in Washington. This was way before people carried cell phones and she said she needed a ride to her apartment. Got to her place and she asked if I wanted to come up to her place. If I hadn't had to be somewhere I probably would have but then later I was thinking there might have been half a dozen guys at her alleged apartment waiting to take my wallet and car and leave me beaten to a pulp. Never picked up another hitcher.

I used to live in the Bay Area and used to see hitchhikers everywhere in Northern CA. Pulled into a rest stop once and a gang of them like 15 deep started approaching my car and I knew they wanted a ride or money or both and I just left without ever getting out of the car.
 
Growing up in Ireland it was very common

Most people would stop and pick someone up if they were walking

There was etiquette for hitching too.For instance if someone ahead of you was hitching you walked by them for a few hundred yards before sticking your thumb out

Always found it bizarre this notion in America of hitchers being dangerous or fucking movies being made about it
 
A buddy and I picked up a dude on the way back from ice fishing. Had his thumb out a few hundred yards away from a car. We pulled over and he said he ran out of gas. Gave him a ride to the next town about 50 miles away to get a can of gas.

The guy told us he was about 5 min from giving up, walking back to his car, shooting his 2 dogs and then offing himself before we offered him a lift. The guy did buy us a case of beer for our troubles. He went by the name Cowboy Walt. Claimed he was some kind of ranch hand.

After we dropped him back at his car we both said holy fuck that got dark real quick.
 
Never, but if it was some hot naked internet girl I'm familiar with, probably.

Actually, one night on the way home, this one girl from a small tourist group came up to my car while stopped at traffic light and asked if I'd drive them somewhere as if she thought she was so hot that some random driver would do that.
 
Yes, didn't mean to but I had just stolen this brand new spaceship with my human companion, Trillian and due to one of those impossible coincidences that occur when using the Infinite Improbability Drive, rescued an Englishman from Earth and his friend an alien researcher from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. They had been tossed out of the airlock of a Vogon ship that had come to demolish Earth to make way for a hyperspace expressway.
 
Yeah, and he wouldn't shut up about his stupid "6-minute abs" idea.
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I've picked up a bunch when I was younger and I'm sometimes still tempted. I was driving a van load of friends around looking for an abandoned mental hospital. Picked up a shoeless woman and she gave us directions to the hospital. We went to explore and told her to get out of the van. She got mad
Hour+ later she's flipping out. So I drive her back to the bar we found her in front of. Never crossed our minds she was hooking......
 
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