You’re getting roasted and you can only call on two of them for help.

[Sakuraba is #1]

 

[NoSmilez]

Where Patrice at?

 

[Morning Star]

Would have Patrice #1. But of your choices Eddie #1 easily, probably Bernie or Dave #2.

 

[smooth assassin]

Bernie, Dave, and Katt

Would have picked Patrice over all of them

 

[syct23]

ITT men choose their spit roasting partners…

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

If I'm getting roasted, I would call a different set of black gentlemen to help me fill the room with uppercuts

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Not Kevin Hart, that’s for sure. He can’t roast or come up with comebacks that well.

 

[Night Owl]

Greg Giraldo
Patrice O’Neal

 

[mixmastermo]

Katt and Dave

Katt can be savage and Dave can improvise and think on his feet

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

Bernie and Katt

 

[ColemanwastheGOAT]

But really Jim Norton and Shane Gillis.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Katt because he's actually good at it and Chappelle because people love him so much that they'll laugh even if his burns ain't that sick

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Bernie and Katt probably

 

[lsa]

DC and JBJ
so they can beat up the meanies

 

[Based God]

Katt and Mike Epps

Katt would roast them to the core and piss them off, Epps would just be a fun playground style that would probably get the guys he's roasting to laugh at themselves as well.

 

[plataoplombo]

Epps, Dave, and Bernie

 

[Thrawn33]

If I'm getting roasted, I would call a different set of black gentlemen to help me fill the room with uppercuts

Ron Simmons alone would fuck shit up.