Social WR Lounge v211: The gay boatman carrying lost souls across the river Dyx

[JDragon]

Credit to @Prokofievian for the thread title.

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[JDragon]

@Fedorable

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Donald Duck...the OG easily

 

[ToxicShocker]

@Deorum Would Dr Manhattan shoot like Peter North?

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Daisy Duck being a close 2nd...

Due to this fantasy.

 

[Deleted member 579584]

Dr. Manhattan and Peter North are bums appeared to my distance shooting skills

 

[Prokofievian]

My friends finally found a pair of size fifteen ice skates and press-ganged me into going skating with them. It was my first time.

Turns out I'm a lot closer to a Super Dave Osbourne than I am to an Elvis Stojko. It was a painful realization that i'm still reflecting on while lying incapcitated on my couch.

I was the only African dude there, and it quickly became a spectacle: soon all these tiny children were swarming around me trying to teach me how to skate while their parents swilled hot chocolate and laughed and laughed and laughed.

The children meant well but I'm begging them: "Flee children, for once I start to fall I won't be able to stop!" But they didn't listen.

No one ever listens.

Lol. The children were doing backwards crossovers in circles around you, taunting ''who's explosive and athletic now!?''

 

[ToxicShocker]

Aside from R Budd Dwyering myself a few times I tend to be better at close targets

 

[salamander]

Lol. The children were doing backwards crossovers in circles around you, taunting ''who's explosive and athletic now!?''

hahahahaha

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

No option for Dolan Duck?

 

[Jack V Savage]

No Launchpad? Is that because he moved to St. Canard?

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

@LazaRRus i decided to let my winnings from yesterday ride on the ole.miss /Indiana over 66.

Not looking promising at this point

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Lol. The children were doing backwards crossovers in circles around you, taunting ''who's explosive and athletic now!?''

I had a similar experience to this back when I ran D1 track in college and one of my best buds (who was from Cleveland) came to visit over here.

Dude was super athletic and looked it, but out on the water all these fat Hawaiians were zipping around him while it was all he could do to keep from drowning.

 

[Deleted member 579584]

I don’t even like congratulatory butt slaps

everybody likes a good game butt slap

 

[LazaRRus]

@LazaRRus i decided to let my winnings from yesterday ride on the ole.miss /Indiana over 66.

Not looking promising at this point

Wish I had known earlier. @Revolver is on Kentucky (I missed the bet) and it looks really good

 

[JDragon]

No Launchpad? Is that because he moved to St. Canard?

Carl Barks universe > DuckTales.

 

[LazaRRus]

everybody likes a good game butt slap

That means she's not hustling

 

[Prokofievian]

I had a similar experience to this back when I ran D1 track in college and one of my best buds (who was from Cleveland) came to visit over here.

Dude was super athletic and looked it, but out on the water all these fat Hawaiians were zipping around him while it was all he could do to keep from drowning.

It's a whole different ball game when you take friction out of the equation. I was trying to teach my aussie friend how to skate backwards this winter. It's a work in progress.

 

[Sara]

everybody likes a good game butt slap

I bruise easily.

 

[Sara]

How the actual fuck could you forget Launchpad Mcquack in this poll?