Would you have said anything?

[IloveTHIS]

Female coworker. One I am very friendly with. She cares a GREAT deal about her appearance. So much so that she spends 80 a pop on getting her hair done every week. TWICE. TWO TIMES A WEEK. EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

Yesterday I was absolutely astonished at how absurdly poppin her breath was. I mean it was str8 KICKIN like Andersons foot on Vitor. I actually literally cant recall a single time I have ever in my life been so blown away by someones foul breath. Smelled like she drank nothing but coffee for 3 days with no brushing/rinsing of any kind, while her mouth completely stopped producing saliva and was dry as shit.

Whole thing was extra odd as she has a literal perfect smile. Flawless perfectly straight, large teeth while that absolutely unobtainable, damn near fake looking shade of radiant white. Kind of smile youd only see on hot dental assistants, or from veneers.

 

[Osculater]

Does she have bad breath everyday? Maybe you should say something and let her know, so she doesn't embarrass herself at work

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Female coworker. One I am very friendly with. She cares a GREAT deal about her appearance. So much so that she spends 80 a pop on getting her hair done every week. TWICE. TWO TIMES A WEEK. EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

Yesterday I was absolutely astonished at how absurdly poppin her breath was. I mean it was str8 KICKIN like Andersons foot on Vitor. I actually literally cant recall a single time I have ever in my life been so blown away by someones foul breath. Smelled like she drank nothing but coffee for 3 days with no brushing/rinsing of any kind, while her mouth completely stopped producing saliva and was dry as shit.

Whole thing was extra odd as she has a literal perfect smile. Flawless perfectly straight, large teeth while that absolutely unobtainable, damn near fake looking shade of radiant white. Kind of smile youd only see on hot dental assistants, or from veneers.

It's possible she may not realize how bad her breath is. You should subtly hint this to her by getting yourself a piece of gum or mint and offering her a piece.

Bad breath is a boner killer so this may actually turn her off for you, thus saving you a potential HR violation

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Does she have bad breath everyday? Maybe you should say something and let her know, so she doesn't embarrass herself at work

This is a good question. One that needs to be answered before you take any course of action.

Because sometimes you eat something that fucks with your stomach and it makes your breath foul. It has happened to me before.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Assert dominance in the situation by banging her dad and then make him tell her she has bad breath.

 

[Osculater]

Assert dominance in the situation by banging her dad and then make him tell her she has bad breath.

So women with bad breath makes you gay?

 

[Cole train]

Need pics to choose potential action

 

[Osculater]

Need pics to choose potential action

Pics of dad too for @Sweater of AV

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

I once said to a female co worker with similar affliction (who I knew and had actually fucked in the past):

"You should help out the maintenance department, your breath could peel paint."

She was not amused. Yea, too much freakin coffee.

 

[Squintz]

Since when did you care about women?

 

[MarloStanfield]

Tell her that someone else reckons she has bad breff

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[Zer]

Get a buddy who doesn't work there to find her on the street and say 'Holy shit your breath just killed my boner!' and then run off before she calls the police. That's how I solved my mums bad breath

 

[HUGHPHUG]

I've had sex with women

 

[Volador]

If it’s a one time thing, it’s not worth it. If it’s systematic, and you’re somewhat close, then maybe make it look like some sort of genuine health concern “hey, I wanted to talk to you because I have an uncle who died of shit-breath-itis…”

However, I agree that we need pics of stinky high maintenance girl to fully assess next steps.

 

[Spounman]

Yesterday I was absolutely astonished at how absurdly poppin her breath was.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

It's possible she may not realize how bad her breath is. You should subtly hint this to her by getting yourself a piece of gum or mint and offering her a piece.

Bad breath is a boner killer so this may actually turn her off for you, thus saving you a potential HR violation

/this

 

[traditionally_irreverent]

 

[ezikel315]

Offer her a breath mint. I always carry around mints because I smoke and I don't people smelling my stinky cig breath. I usually offer some to others if I'm having one.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Maybe she was just trying to mask your Alcohol/Drug breath.