Why are straw weights lighter than flyweights?

[Pitier of Fools]

Straws are heavier than flies. This makes no sense.

 

[billharford]

Fly weights are as small as flies. Straw weights are small enough to be sucked through a straw. Flies are too big to be sucked through a straw. I thought everyone already knew this.

 

[Flex Plexico]

this has bothered me as well

 

[Gabe]

Awh geez

 

[BigMuffler]

Why are featherweights heavier than bantamweights?

 

[WingsLax9042]

Fly weights are as small as flies. Straw weights are small enough to be sucked through a straw. Flies are too big to be sucked through a straw. I thought everyone already knew this.

 

[Flex Plexico]

Fly weights are as small as flies. Straw weights are small enough to be sucked through a straw. Flies are too big to be sucked through a straw. I thought everyone already knew this.

many types of fly can be sucked through a straw by the dozens

even more w/ a mcdonald's straw


on a semi-related note

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[yookfarb]

bantams are a breed of small chickens yet they are under featherweight when they are made up of many feathers

 

[SaintSoldier]

Still waiting for photonweight.

 

[LostMyBlackBelt]

bantams are a breed of small chickens yet they are under featherweight when they are made up of many feathers

I am guessing you just googled bantam like I did, because I had no idea what a bantam was.

 

[FleXS]

timber fly may disagree

a weigh off to determine?

 

[billharford]

many types of fly can be sucked through a straw by the dozens

even more w/ a mcdonald's straw

bro, there's standardization for all of this. It can't just be any old fly or any old straw. get a clue

 

[1strikeclothing]

sherdog

 

[qw3rty]

bantams are a breed of small chickens yet they are under featherweight when they are made up of many feathers

That's fucking true

 

[Flex Plexico]

bro, there's standardization for all of this. It can't just be any old fly or any old straw. get a clue

 

[BigMuffler]

Still waiting for photonweight.

I prefer phantomweight.

 

[Nexus 6]

Still waiting for photonweight.

Already exists. Lightweight.

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

What's a welter?

 

[ShoopNazi]

other things to ponder...

why is it called a Hot Water Heater when you don't
need to heat hot water?

why is there a "w" sound in the number ONE with no "w"?
and yet, the number TWO has a "w" but no "w" sound?





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[knock_you_out]

A Bantam is a minature chicken which is way heavier than a feather.