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Which fighters would make the best stand up comedians

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Here's my list

Derrick Lewis
Conor
Colby covington
Borz
Paddy pimblett
Tito Ortiz
Daniel cormier
Chael Sonnen

Great list of comics
 
Conor.

Because his ground game is atrocious.
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Here's my list

Derrick Lewis
Conor
Colby covington
Borz
Paddy pimblett
Tito Ortiz
Daniel cormier
Chael Sonnen

Great list of comics
Just disagree on Ortiz, who has very poor public speaking. Colby also might just rub ppl the wrong way with his bluntness.

Would Strickland work? Not a fan of him but he says some pretty intense stuff.
 
Just disagree on Ortiz, who has very poor public speaking. Colby also might just rub ppl the wrong way with his bluntness.

Would Strickland work? Not a fan of him but he says some pretty intense stuff.


Tito for the wrong reasons.
 
Here's my list

Derrick Lewis
Conor
Colby covington
Borz
Paddy pimblett
Tito Ortiz
Daniel cormier
Chael Sonnen

Great list of comics

None listed are witty enough for real ad-lib.

If he had been been properly cared for, I think Mayhem Miller might have had what it takes to do that kind of thing. Sadly his is pretty damaged these days.
 
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None listed are witty enough for real ad-lib.

If he had been been properly cared for, I think Mayhem Miller might have had what it takes to do that kind of thing. Sadly his is pretty damaged these days.
He has had his run at stand up -- not sure if he still does it though.
 
None listed are witty enough for real ad-lib.

If he had been been properly cared for, I think Mayhem Miller might have had what it takes to do that kind of thing. Sadly his is pretty damaged these days.
No way on miller. He's the guy who desperately wants to be seen as a funny guy but he just doesn't have it.
 
Here's my list

Derrick Lewis
Conor
Colby covington
Borz
Paddy pimblett
Tito Ortiz
Daniel cormier
Chael Sonnen

Great list of comics

I agree with Lewis, Cormier, and Sonnen, because those three are great on a mic and are also willing to be a little self-deprecating. Conor, Covington, and Pimblett are a little too high on their own farts. No idea how Borz is on a mic, and not even gonna mention Ortiz.

I think Sean Strickland could be a very good stand-up comic, and Darren Till would probably do a great job, too.
 
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