What's the most useless martial arts out there?

[kenpeters8]

What do you think is the most useless martial arts out there?

I think wushu, tai chi, wing chun, karate, taekwondo, and aikido are the most useless and I don't even want to call those "martial arts." Those are more like "activities" to me. LOL!

 

[PivotPunch]

Yellow bamboo.

I dare you to top this:

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

why is this dumbass not banned yet

 

[kenpeters8]

tai chi, sumo and capoeria

Oh damn, how can I forget about that capoeira crap. LOL!

And Yellow Bamboo is fricking hilarious and retarded!!

I think that wushu useless crap is pretty damn useless too. I mean what the hell are they doing? Are they just dancing? I swear I met some wushu fools that claimed they're good fighters, it's fricking hilarious. They think form/kata is actual fighting. LOL!!!

 

[Sinister]

The way of the Keyboard Warrior

 

[jmadtx]

i would take karate, taekwondo and wing chun off your list.

 

[Phlog]

It depends what tai chi you talk about. Karate is evidently effective. My coaches instructor was a heavyweight taekwondo champ, you'd not say that to his face without having a foot with 240lbs behind it planted on your jaw.

Wing chun is a martial art designed for small women, it's ineffective for men imo.

Your op is pretty poor.

 

[kenpeters8]

It depends what tai chi you talk about. Karate is evidently effective. My coaches instructor was a heavyweight taekwondo champ, you'd not say that to his face without having a foot with 240lbs behind it planted on your jaw.

Wing chun is a martial art designed for small women, it's ineffective for men imo.

Your op is pretty poor.

Whatever. I'll take down your Taekwondo crap instructor and shred his knee with a heel hook. I'll break both of his knees.

 

[Osstopher McGi]

Whatever. I'll take down your Taekwondo crap instructor and shred his knee with a heel hook. I'll break both of his knees.

The TKD instructor wants 5 grand first.

 

[Which Doctor]

It depends what tai chi you talk about. Karate is evidently effective. My coaches instructor was a heavyweight taekwondo champ, you'd not say that to his face without having a foot with 240lbs behind it planted on your jaw.

Wing chun is a martial art designed for small women, it's ineffective for men imo.

Your op is pretty poor.

School that fool.

 

[Which Doctor]

Whatever. I'll take down your Taekwondo crap instructor and shred his knee with a heel hook. I'll break both of his knees.

You're gonna snap a knee when you can barely snap into a slim jim?

 

[Emanuele]

Japanese ju jitsu.

 

[edgekiller65]

Ufc.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

The TKD instructor wants 5 grand first.

And when an opponent actually pulls out the money for these bullshitters it turns out they have a million other demands.

You seriously believe your bullshitter?

 

[Osstopher McGi]

And when an opponent actually pulls out the money for these bullshitters it turns out they have a million other demands.

You seriously believe your bullshitter?

I don't understand what exactly you're asking me, sorry. Could you please rephrase the question?