What was your worst nutshot?

[JOE QUEEF]

Saw this today, sound on for best effect...



Reminded me of the time I got hit with a Clincher softball hard line drive straight to the polpette.

It...hurt.

What groinal agony has befallen youse?

 

[JabToucher]

That Alessio Sakara one looked teh worst!

 

[Legumes]

Probably one taken with an ancient 100x100 pixel cell phone camera.

 

[ThinkGreen]

Definitely one of those times I showed up to baseball practice without my cup...

 

[FyrFytr998]

My worst nut shot? The shot from the needle right before my vasectomy. Sharp needles and testicles are not a match made in heaven.

 

[JLan98]

Playing street hockey, tried to block a slapshot and caught the follow through of the stick right in the balls.

 

[squeakymcgill]

I broke the tail off my first skateboard, so I turned it around broken end forward and kept skating. Tried a kickflip but the board stood up on end and I nutted on the splintered edge.

 

[mb23100]

Tried to kick flip a skateboard landed on the front end with my legs spread and the board shot up and hit me right in the nuts. I threw up.

 

[Cold187um]

Not a nut shot but one time I got kneed in the tip and it stung for a couple of days. HS bball and I was running up the sideline and jumped to catch a pass and the defender was running across in front of me and caught the tip when he went by

 

[revoltub]

My friend smacking me in the nuts when I wasn't looking. Isnt that everyones?

 

[El_Dyablo619]

Tidwell got one strait in the eye once

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

My dog jumped on me just right this morning, as a "wakeup" and I saw a flash of white momentarily...so being most recent that wins.

 

[pinger]

Was 16 year old kid training for the first time with the A grade men's Cricket squad.

They were hitting flat outfield catches. I was moving whilst catching and mis judged the room i had to "give" with my hands. Basically escorted it without touching or slowing it down straight into my over active teenage plums.

I was playing with the seniors and wanted to look tough; but all I could do for 5 minutes was curl into a foetal ball and moan in agony.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

When I was a kid I was playing soccer at lunch. One kid had construction boots on. Steel toe. It was a style in the 80s. Got kicked square. Remember that part.... feeling it hit my balls and then pelvis bone.....next thing I remembered was waking up on the ground. Must have passed out.

 

[aerius]

My friend's dog nailed me in the groin with a flying headbutt. I thought it was just going to run up to me and lick me like usual, but no, doggy took a flying leap at my crotch at the last second and headbutted me square on the package. I didn't get up from that one for quite a while.

 

[Loiosh]

My worst nut shot? The shot from the needle right before my vasectomy. Sharp needles and testicles are not a match made in heaven.

I can't imagine a dull needle being much better.

 

[Shaungotti]

It was self-inflicted and I've never felt dumber.

Was sitting on a bike and a deer fly landed on the handle bar. I swatted at it, missed and hit my left ball. I've been hit in the balls much harder but I couldn't believe the fucking pain. All for a fucking fly.

 

[Dober4]

Was playing catch with the football and was in a dead sprint looking back for the ball.

I ran right into a fire hydrant, left shin hit the side bolt and I came to a dead stop on the top of the fire hydrant crushing my dick and balls on the bolt.

Terrible pain in the dick and balls plus my leg was awful. Still have a dent in my shin from it.

 

[FyrFytr998]

I can't imagine a dull needle being much better.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Was playing catch with the football and was in a dead sprint looking back for the ball. I ran right into a fire hydrant, left shin hit the side bolt and I came to a dead stop on the top of the fire hydrant crushing my dick and balls on the bolt. Terrible pain in the dick and balls plus my leg was awful. Still have a dent in my shin from it.

My buddy hung himself up on the top nut of a really tall johnny pump whist trying to jump it.

The noises he made, we couldn’t stop laughing.