What is Chael Sonnen's best quote?

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I was just wondering what people think the Juice Gangster's best quote is?

"You better kiss your kids one last time before you step inside that stage they call the octagon, because once you get in there I will submit to your demand so hard that you will think you had just given birth to the cutest baby called Chael P Sonnen and you will forget about any other kids you have everrrr had."

"If you lay a finger on me you better watch out, I will drop so hard to the ground that skin on the bottom of your feet will vibrate from the bouncing of the Matt"

"If you ever need to cast a UFC fighter to play a Gangster in the Scarface musical you call Jon Jones.. If you ever need to cast someone to play Tommy Pickles YOU CALL MEEE"

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Some really good one's posted already,so I'll go with this one.
Not my favourite,but among them:

“If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I’d take my boot off and throw it at him, and he’d better polish it up before he brings it back to me,” Sonnen said. “Talking about he’s the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it’s affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I’d slap you in your face, and you wouldn’t do anything.

“‘I’m Brock Lesnar. I’ve got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.’ I’ll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen’s way.”
 
"I'm a cheater and a felon, and I love roids for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
 
"tap tap tap!!! no I didn't tap" getting choked by silva

"ouchhh owieeee" getting punched by rashad
 
I thought the one about getting a black belt from the nogs is like getting one our a cracker jack box or something was funny
 
He has no best quote, everything he says is horrible and angers up my blood.
 
"They'll tell you 'failure is not an option'. That is ridiculous, failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times; but it's a choice. You can choose to fail or you can choose to succeed." Chael P. Sonnen
 
"Send anyone you want, but don't send anyone you want back."
 
"yelp"

- when Filho cranked the armbar
 
Does he have any?
I mean,not rehearsed.
 
If you aint cheating you aint trying.

Didnt just talk the talk he cheated in every way he could. RESPECT.
 
pincmil said:
This sport is a sport of heart, you're going to get hurt in there, and you're going to get tired. Not only will your body start to fatigue but your mind will fatigue. In the course of battle you could find a hundred different reasons to give up, but you got find that one reason to stay in there, one reason to stay in the fire. That's the guy that wins every single time.
- Chael Sonnen
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Good one. When Chael wanted to talk real stuff he was good at it.

I don't know if he believes in it though, but he sure can sell it.
 
A lot of his stuff was good but a little too wordy in my opinion. I liked the condescending way he said "well he's a good little fighter" regarding Anderson Silva.
 
"What can I say Joe? They made their drug tests better."
 
This was Chael's greatest moment, imo.





Chael played the crowd perfectly, like a goddamn maestro. In this moment, he was everything that Ben Rothwell or Josh Barnett, etc. want to be; except they kinda fail at it, and he nailed it. Got one of the biggest pops from the crowd ever, and when he was done, every single person watching was either laughing, had goosebumps, or was pissed off.
 
"I’m the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour. What you see is what you get and what you don’t is better yet. I’m the women’s pick, I’m the men’s regret and if you pick against Chael Sonnen you made a bad bet. Now, right here on the UFC’s new home, FOX Sports 1. Wanderlei Silva, 6-foot tall and 205-pounds. Boy, until I met you, I didn’t know they could stack crap that high. I just got done with a world champion. If you don’t think I’ll add a middle-aged comedian just for the xxxdamn pleasure of it, you better think again. Wanderlei Silva, in three months, you and the bad guy."

Threatening Rogan and calling him a "middle aged comedian" when he took the mic away is my favourite.
 
Post 2 Decision said:
\"You have to understand. If I say something in a very private manner that isn't intended for a certain audience, come on, you can't hold that against me. I picked my medium very carefully when I talked about Brazil. I went to the internet. And if I had the foggiest idea that they had computers in Brazil, I wouldn't have done that. I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot, while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you're telling me this country has computers? I didn't know that!"
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^^^part of the reason I started a Sherdog account.
 
When Anderson Silva walks into a room you could hear a rat piss on cotton.
 
why are posts 1 and 2 not dubbed for fighter bashing?
 
ON his testosterone levels being "higher" than normal:

"What do you mean higher than the norm, who are you comparing me to? The pink tshirt, crooked hat, earring wearing guy I just fought?"
 
Peteyandjia said:
This was Chael's greatest moment, imo.





Chael played the crowd perfectly, like a goddamn maestro. In this moment, he was everything that Ben Rothwell or Josh Barnett, etc. want to be; except they kinda fail at it, and he nailed it. Got one of the biggest pops from the crowd ever, and when he was done, every single person watching was either laughing, had goosebumps, or was pissed off.
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should have kept his word, he was kind of a jobber after that loss anyway.
 
"Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that."
 
My favorite quotes from him are always from when he's OUT of character;

"When doubt seeps in, you got two roads, you can take either road. You can go to the left or you can go to the right and believe me, they'll tell you failure is not an option. That is ridiculous. Failure is always an option. Failure is the most readily available option at all times, but it's a choice. You can choose to fail or can choose to succeed."

"My dad taught me a lot of valuable lessons, but the main thing was that you work hard. If you're a man you need to honor your obligations; if you say you're going to do something, you got to do it."

"An old wrestling coach of mine once told me something brilliant, and it applies to every fight I've won and, sadly, every fight that I've lost; "Chael, you can tell when a guy breaks" and you can...even...especially, when it's you"
 
"anderson silva, you absolutely suck"
 
And Wow, holy hell did I fail to notice the absence of Chael on these boards until this thread.

and "beat me! ......if you can..."
 
“I don’t do game plans, Listen, guys. You can take all these guys with their eighth-grade education and their gold teeth trying to sit around and break down a fight. This is the most unsophisticated and un-well-thought-out thing you need to do in life. Two half-naked men are going to get into a steel cage and fight for the applause of a drunken rowdy crowd in Houston, Texas, on Saturday night. We don’t need a plan for this.”

That was great.
 
I am partial to, "Bad times don't last, bad guys do." Sometimes I utter those words to myself for encouragement. I suppose he may not have been the first one to say it, but he was the first person I've heard say it.

Oh also, "Lil' Nog fights less than Gandhi" was hilarious.
 
"I was in public office, and I left public office the only way a person should. In handcuffs."

I almost fell over when I heard that during the presser, it was just hilarious.
 
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