UFC Porn Parody names

[Gigaton Punch]

This will probably get wastelanded with the quickness and this thread might have even been done before but I'm bored at work so here's a few porn parody names I came up with inspired by the infamous Ronda Arouseme and Miesha Taint. Feel free to add some of your own

Mark C unt
Robert Splitherker
Wreckedher Lombard
Ovince Taint Preux
DP Dollaway
Matt Boobs
BJ Peen
Rammedherbum Silva
Leo Kuntz

 

[Davey Crockett]

Taint preux hahaha

 

[DrDune]

Cock Chestnar

Chocolate L

 

[Kwic]

No Rockhard? Son...

 

[ortizgnp]

Luke Rockhard is the most obvious one.

 

[frizzzle]

I thought I read about this before and one of the names I remember was

Meisha taint

 

[snw10mm]

Connorlingus McGregor

 

[vry pwrful]

Stick Deehas

 

[handspeed]

BJ Penn..... Get it?

 

[handspeed]

Damn I'm lame didn't even see the BJ reference in the OP.

 

[GrewUpSlapBoxin]

Cock Lesnard.

 

[SimonNova]

Anthony Pennis.

 

[Starkist]

Cuckold. ?
Bj?
I don't want to get yellows so I'll just say there is easy ones at team alpha male to use

 

[Cozytoesflava]

You so silly.

GSPenis, hehehehe

 

[SimonNova]

Edson Barboobza.

 

[GusDawg]

Chode Sonnen

 

[Davey Crockett]

Cuck Liddel

 

[SimonNova]

Anal Felcher.

Yikes.

 

[BreadnButter]

Patrick Cummin

 

[D4C]

Dick Country