Two Hands 1999 - Aussie Movie - ONE LOVE AUSTRALIA - Heath Ledger

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(try to read this in a high pitched Aussie accent)

As a human I'm fuckin spewin with what's happening in Australia, it's fuckin devastating mate.

Fucking I've got fucking family out there mate, know a lot of good fucking people out there

@TankAbbott4Eva @PommyBen top fuckin blokes, anyone else here from Oz raise your fuckin hand and shout loud, fuckin love you guys and I hope you're keeping as safe as you can and all your fuckin family and friends are doing what they can to get by.

lived in Melbourne for the best part of 2 years, fuckin awesome country mate, love it, sending the entire continent nothing but love

My favorite Aussie movie, TWO HANDS, 1999 crime comedy with Heath Ledger, long before most people gave a shit about him.
Movie is hilarious, touching, clever, poignant, if you haven't seen it, give it a go

This movie made me think Heath Ledger would have made an awesome Jim Morrison in The Doors movie (love Val too, he was amazing in it).

Bryan Brown is awesome, Rose Byrne looks beautiful

Great quotable lines

THAT, IS A LOVELY TERRADACTYL!

YOU FUCKIN MATES WITH FUCKIN PANDO NOW ARE YA MATE?

FUUUUCK, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO THE CINEMA SOME TIME EH?

 

[HUGHPHUG]

ONE LOVE AUSTRALIA

 

[HUGHPHUG]

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

(try to read this in a high pitched Aussie accent)

As a human I'm fuckin spewin with what's happening in Australia, it's fuckin devastating mate.

Fucking I've got fucking family out there mate, know a lot of good fucking people out there

@TankAbbott4Eva @PommyBen top fuckin blokes, anyone else here from Oz raise your fuckin hand and shout loud, fuckin love you guys and I hope you're keeping as safe as you can and all your fuckin family and friends are doing what they can to get by.

lived in Melbourne for the best part of 2 years, fuckin awesome country mate, love it, sending the entire continent nothing but love

My favorite Aussie movie, TWO HANDS, 1999 crime comedy with Heath Ledger, long before most people gave a shit about him.
Movie is hilarious, touching, clever, poignant, if you haven't seen it, give it a go

This movie made me think Heath Ledger would have made an awesome Jim Morrison in The Doors movie (love Val too, he was amazing in it).

Bryan Brown is awesome, Rose Byrne looks beautiful

Great quotable lines

THAT, IS A LOVELY TERRADACTYL!

YOU FUCKIN MATES WITH FUCKIN PANDO NOW ARE YA MATE?

FUUUUCK, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO THE CINEMA SOME TIME EH?

Shotties are good mate!

 

[Nimrod]

Looks good will check it ..

Ever seen this?

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

As a human I'm fuckin spewin with what's happening in Australia, it's fuckin devastating mate.

Fucking I've got fucking family out there mate, know a lot of good fucking people out there

Then you knows its all overblown bullshit

 

[Deleted member 460645]

Great film. I saw it awhile back and whenever I bring it up no one knows what it is.

 

[forum poster]

Two hands is great. But our greatest movie is The Castle. Chopper is pretty good too.

 

[dildos]

I love two hands. One of the best Aussie movies. And young Rose Byrne was unreal. She had such a cute role in that movie. I got the DVD and have been watching this movie regularly since I was like 12.

 

[Nuffnuff]

" give him your keys"

"He's not taking my fucking car!"

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Looks good will check it ..

Ever seen this?

Two hands is great. But our greatest movie is The Castle. Chopper is pretty good too.

Never seen that, will have to dig it out

What's the one with the mentally disabled guy driving half a car? Malcolm? That was awesome

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Then you knows its all overblown bullshit

Talking of bullshit how you doing?

 

[forum poster]

Never seen that, will have to dig it out

What's the one with the mentally disabled guy driving half a car? Malcolm? That was awesome

Not sure but you have convinced me to go back and watch Two hands again. Haven't seen it in over a decade.

"He's not taking my fucking car. I just got me fucking gear box done". "Good, it means it fucking works, now give him ya keys".

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Not sure but you have convinced me to go back and watch Two hands again. Haven't seen it in over a decade.

"He's not taking my fucking car. I just got me fucking gear box done". "Good, it means it fucking works, now give him ya keys".

"You loaded your gun with old fucking bullets you put through the fucking wash?"

 

[Nimrod]

Never seen that, will have to dig it out

What's the one with the mentally disabled guy driving half a car? Malcolm? That was awesome

Downloading Two Hands right now.. gonna watch it tonight.. ;-}

Oz has some wonderful cinema..

Classic oldies:
Wake in fright
Mad Max series
Harold and Maude (i could be wrong about this top of head)
Gallipoli
Peter Weir did some great stuff, The cars that ate Paris, Picnic at hanging rock, The plumper? I think it was called that..

New stuff
These Final Hours
The Rover
The Nightingale

 

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Downloading Two Hands right now.. gonna watch it tonight.. ;-}

Oz has some wonderful cinema..

Classic oldies:
Wake in fright
Mad Max series
Harold and Maude (i could be wrong about this top of head)
Gallipoli
Peter Weir did some great stuff, The cars that ate Paris, Picnic at hanging rock, The plumper? I think it was called that..

New stuff
These Final Hours
The Rover
The Nightingale

Ooh yeah forgot about Wake In Fright, that's a great movie.
Not seen any of those new ones though, I'll have to have a look

Walkabout is a stunning movie as well

Patrick
Razorback
Dead End Drive In
Turkey Shoot
Fair Game
Road Games
Next Of Kin

@sweetviolenturg how's your Ozploitation knowledge?

 

[Nimrod]

Ooh yeah forgot about Wake In Fright, that's a great movie.
Not seen any of those new ones though, I'll have to have a look

Walkabout is a stunning movie as well

Patrick
Razorback
Dead End Drive In
Turkey Shoot
Fair Game
Road Games
Next Of Kin

@sweetviolenturg how's your Ozploitation knowledge?

Some good picks there..

Love Razorback.. I think the director of that was a pop video director, he did Duran Duran videos like Wild Boys and that..

Turkey Shoot is another fav.. the Video box cover was brutal as shit.. back in the precert years.. ah good times..

ok it wasnt that bad .. my memory is playing trick with me ..

I will add Stone to the list of explotation, i think it was the first biker like movie.. kind of like a run upto Mad Max style of movie.

 

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Some good picks there..

Love Razorback.. I think the director of that was a pop video director, he did Duran Duran videos like Wild Boys and that..

Turkey Shoot is another fav.. the Video box cover was brutal as shit.. back in the precert years.. ah good times..

ok it wasnt that bad .. my memory is playing trick with me ..

I will add Stone to the list of explotation, i think it was the first biker like movie.. kind of like a run upto Mad Max style of movie.

Pre-cert VHS covers were awesome, Fair Game had a good cover as well on VHS

Not familiar with Stone, I'll have to dig it out

 

[Nimrod]

Watch on 0.56 dude falls of the back of a bike.. gets a real head injury.. poor bastard .. looks drunk as fuck ..
Wondering if this movie was a nod to the Mongrel Men of New Zealand?

 

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Watch on 0.56 dude falls of the back of a bike.. gets a real head injury.. poor bastard .. looks drunk as fuck ..
Wondering if this movie was a nod to the Mongrel Men of New Zealand?

Fucking hell, and they still left it in!! Fucking Australia!