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Try this tomorrow if you're having a SB party "THE Dip"

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If you guys are having a Superbowl party tomorrow or any party where you're gonna be making some type of dip, check it out. I"m not exaggerating. This dip is THAT good.... just don't substitute anything for anything else, believe me, I've tried and it doesn't come out right.

I got this dip from a guy I played Team Fortress Classic and Counter Strike back in the day. Every time I have a get together at my house, I make this dip. Trust me, guys. It's fantastic and well worth it. The guy's name online is Sticky Mucus. This is his secret recipe he calls "THE Dip." Everyone goes crazy with this dip.

Ok, I'm going to show you guys my secret recipe:

The ULTIMATE party dip! Follow instructions:

aka "the dip" ok, these ingredients must not be substituted, otherwise, it will not taste the same ... believe me, i have tried variations and this is the one that works. Very Happy the dip will be a hit at ur next party - guaranteed!

1 large block velveeta cheese
1 jar cheez whiz
1 jar tostitos salsa con queso
1 jar tostitos salsa - (mild)
2 cans "rotel" diced tomatoes
1 pkg jimmy dean hot sausage
1.5 lbs of lean ground beef
1 large bag of tostitos scoops

* - if u like spicy foods, u can use hot rotel and salsa, but be warned, the hot rotel is indeed hot! if for some reason, u cannot find "rotel" brand diced tomatoes, i would use a brand like "del monte" or whatever.

now, cut velveeta into 1 - 2 inch blocks (melts faster) and put into a large crockpot (if u dont have a large crockpot, omit cheez whiz and use 1 lb of beef), then pour in rotel tomatoes (drain the juice first!), salsa, cheez whiz and salsa con queso.
ur crockpot should be set on high for now to get the cheese to melt.

after u get the crockpot going, fry the sausage and beef together in the same pan (make sure u cook it thoroughly!). drain the grease as much as possible. once u drain off the grease, pour meat into crockpot and stir the ingredients (u better have a strong spoon as i have broken 2 in the past! Very Happy) u need to stir the crockpot about once every 5 or 10 minutes - depending on how hot it gets.

once the cheese is melted turn crockpot to low. now, take a bowl, scoop out some dip, grab ur tostitos scoops and ur fav drink.
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From what I've read, Jimmy Dean does not have a good meat reputation.
 
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Damn man your dip is getting no love LOL
 
Nothing wrong with an artery clogging dip for the superbowl. So long as he's not eating it every day.
 
I've had this before. It's OK. I've had better dips, but I won't complain if it's at a party.
 
toaa said:
I've had this before. It's OK. I've had better dips, but I won't complain if it's at a party.
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You have somehow had this unique dip before that this dude who plays kiddie games online shares with his nerd buds?
 
Lost Limb said:
You have somehow had this unique dip before that this dude who plays kiddie games online shares with his nerd buds?
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It's cheese, sausage, and tomatoes. It's not what I would label as "unique."
 
toaa said:
It's cheese, sausage, and tomatoes. It's not what I would label as "unique."
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That's funny, considering TS mentions on multiple occasions that those exact ingredients are required for the right taste.
 
Cheese, sausage, tomatoes, beef. What the hell is not to like about it. That is a man's four food groups right there.
 
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