Today I saw a squirrel loafing

[blaseblase]

I wish this were my pic but he moved when I grabbed my phone. So I looked up squirrel loafing to see if this is common. He looked exactly like this on my fence when I came outside. I didn't know they did this.

 

[PBAC]

is skinwalker

 

[William Huggins]

Evil and lazy, that's definitely a squirrel......

 

[Osculater]

I think it is bloated from all the nuts

 

[Tone C]

Used to see them swimming across the river on their backs . Keeps their nuts dry.....

 

[William Huggins]

Used to see them swimming across the river on their backs . Keeps their nuts dry.

Cunts.......

 

[William Huggins]

I think it is bloated from all the nuts

Squirrels can never have too many nuts........ Cunts

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

That’s nuts..

 

[TheChance]

Could have a UTI and the cool railing feels good on it's gennies

 

[Osculater]

Squirrels can never have too many nuts........ Cunts

This squirrel must had been a little bitch and couldn't hang like the rest

 

[Osculater]

Used to see them swimming across the river on their backs . Keeps their nuts dry.

I believe those are otters, bruv

 

[Osculater]

Could have a UTI and the cool railing feels good on it's gennies

Or maybe it's scratching its nuts

 

[Tone C]

This squirrel must had been a little bitch and couldn't hang like the rest

Lol, my old GSD finally caught one 'cos it couldn't hang ...thing jumped across branches , fell off and she grabbed it and killed it...

 

[Osculater]

Lol, my old GSD finally caught one 'cos it couldn't hang ...thing jumped across branches , fell off and she grabbed it and killed it...

It was the nuts that was holding the squirrel down to its death

 

[helax]

I saw one doing that recently. I thought it was dead. Didn’t even bother to move when I made a noise towards it

 

[William Huggins]

Lol, my old GSD finally caught one 'cos it couldn't hang ...thing jumped across branches , fell off and she grabbed it and killed it...

Dead cunt....

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Why Do Squirrels Lie Flat? - Geography Realm

There are several reasons for why squirrels will lie flat on the ground, a patio railing, or tree branch.

www.geographyrealm.com

 

[HereticBD]

Yeah, it's pretty common. I got two fat asses doing that on my fence every morning, while they wait for me to fill up their peanut tray.

That said, I don't know how common it is in the wild. I think these guys are the wealthy class of squirrels, where they just sit on their asses and wait for their human slaves to give them their bounty.

 

[GSP_37]

Today while trying to find parking at the mall, I saw this woman with likely fake boobs and possibly fake booty wearing a t-shirt with the name of a strip joint on it. Was she a stripper? Do strippers advertise their strip joint when off duty?

 

[SadBunny]

Buddy u have just gained yourself a pet squirrel...

or dinner depending on where ur from.