"Throw the Sand, Tony!"

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This is when you should have realized that Tony Ferguson literally lucked his way through a 12 fight win streak.

Yes, that IS possible, and we have evidence of it right here with Tony's career. Stop denying reality and stop coping.
 
Sand blinds your opponent dip shit. Any real martial artist knows that.
 
Yes, this fight ultimately PROVES the lightweight division was never good to begin with. Any ol' scrub could go 12 fights of fluking it out against other low level cans.
 
I must admit that shit was funny
 
This is what happens when someone doesn't get enough attention in real life.
 
"You're looking BEAUTIFUL, Tone"
-Eddie Bravo, the man who doesn't believe the Corona Virus is real and who thinks the Earth is flat despite routinely flying on planes high enough to see the curve of the earth
 
Chon Li used it in Bloodsport but little did he know Frank Dux spent years training blind-folded.

Gaethje has that one eye that is looking at who knows who, Im not sure if sand wouldve worked here.
 
Sand blinds your opponent dip shit. Any real martial artist knows that.
Right!? And when sand is not available use your inner Great Muta green mist to blind him
Like here at 45 seconds in...
 
It's not possible to throw sand in the octagon, as there is no sand to be found. It IS possibly, and reasonable, though, to tell someone to throw sand and make him believe the sand is there to be thrown.
 
This is when you should have realized that Tony Ferguson literally lucked his way through a 12 fight win streak.

Yes, that IS possible, and we have evidence of it right here with Tony's career. Stop denying reality and stop coping.
Luck.... lol

If you can "luck" a 12-fight win streak, anyone's winstreak can be concluded as luck.
 
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MMA fighters aren't good fighters. If you want to see that skill you need to watch more gung fu or aikido tournaments. MMA guys are all fighting in weak divisions so they look better than aikido players or death touch masters. But this isn't real fighting. It has too many rules. In street fights you can do more than just stupid MMA.

Trust me I know. I still have blood under my fingernails.
 
Eddie Bravo should juste ne a bjj coach. His advice was horrendous. It was BJ Penn cornermen level
 
This is when you should have realized that Tony Ferguson literally lucked his way through a 12 fight win streak.

Yes, that IS possible, and we have evidence of it right here with Tony's career. Stop denying reality and stop coping.
This is when I realized that even a ranking arm-chair coach is still just an arm-chair coach!
 
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