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This thing just bit me, am i gonna be ok?

mb23100

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Any spider experts on here? He bit my hand. Hes been living in my bathroom for awhile. I never kill spiders because i figure they kill everything else.

For reference hes smaller than a dime.
 
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Unless your're in australia your fine.. seriously..
 
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You ever watch Spider man? You're gonna have webby balls now.
 
Damn.. Poor TS.
Rest in peace brother.

BTW.. that shit is tiny. Never go to Australia.

BTW 2... how the hell you got bitten? Usually spiders don't attack if they are not provoked
 
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If that spider had sex with a monkey you might qualify for disability
 
Highly recommend jumping off of a tall building,

You have powers now...
 
If the bite area becomes hot, painful, and has red lines running out of it, go to the ER. Otherwise you should be ship-shape!
 
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