The Robot Takeover Has Begun

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They'll start by judging our balls and end by bedding our women!
And we'll be powerless to stop them...

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The days of Angel Hernandez makin' you pull out your hair may soon be over ... 'cause Major League Baseball is instituting robot umpires for the 2022 Triple-A season -- moving one big step closer to an eventually automated strike zone in The Show.

MLB let the cat out of the bag on the plans this week ... posting a notice on its website seeking seasonal employees to operate the automated ball-strike system at the highest level of MILB.

According to the Associated Press, 14 teams will be looking to fill openings at their respective ballparks.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/20/mlb-instituting-robot-umps-for-2022-aaa-season/
 
In the dystopian apocalyptic future That awaits mankind all human males will be enslaved by Japanese made sex robots, where they’ll extract our Mojo and male essence in futuristic robot fuck camps.
 
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I hear they are jumping into stand up comedy too. We are fucked!
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Robots are already dildoes, I guess these will be more diligent dildoes
 
There are some things that I don’t necessarily need robots doing even if they do it better than a human can. Umpiring baseball games, and reffing other sports is one of those things. It’s going to be weird and take away from the purity of the sport. I know that last part sounds cliché, but in this case it is true.
 
They'll start by judging our balls and end by bedding our women!
And we'll be powerless to stop them...

25e79713977847bb828b44bee9632cc3_md.jpg



The days of Angel Hernandez makin' you pull out your hair may soon be over ... 'cause Major League Baseball is instituting robot umpires for the 2022 Triple-A season -- moving one big step closer to an eventually automated strike zone in The Show.

MLB let the cat out of the bag on the plans this week ... posting a notice on its website seeking seasonal employees to operate the automated ball-strike system at the highest level of MILB.

According to the Associated Press, 14 teams will be looking to fill openings at their respective ballparks.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/20/mlb-instituting-robot-umps-for-2022-aaa-season/

Congrats... you're now starting to look into tech that has been successfully used in Cricket for over a decade.
 
In the dystopian apocalyptic future That awaits mankind all human males will be enslaved by Japanese made sex robots, where they’ll extract our Mojo and male essence in futuristic fuck robot camps.

I for one welcome our Japanese, sexbot overlords.
 
Actually think Robot referee would help baseball lol
 
They'll start by judging our balls and end by bedding our women!
And we'll be powerless to stop them...

25e79713977847bb828b44bee9632cc3_md.jpg



The days of Angel Hernandez makin' you pull out your hair may soon be over ... 'cause Major League Baseball is instituting robot umpires for the 2022 Triple-A season -- moving one big step closer to an eventually automated strike zone in The Show.

MLB let the cat out of the bag on the plans this week ... posting a notice on its website seeking seasonal employees to operate the automated ball-strike system at the highest level of MILB.

According to the Associated Press, 14 teams will be looking to fill openings at their respective ballparks.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/20/mlb-instituting-robot-umps-for-2022-aaa-season/

I won't stand for this, Pete. Just saying.
 
Watching the robot may be the most exciting thing about baseball.

Seriously I’d rather listen to a game of chess on the radio than watch baseball.

Hell a play by play of someone doing a crossword puzzle is more exciting than baseball.
 
i cant typ0e anym ore. this keyboard sucks. it keep0s adding 0s. my other ones i tried are on the floor because i threw them at the wall
Ha! I feel your pain.

At least you're in good company with quality posters.

@NoGoodNamesLeft with his...difficulties...and @ElKarlo with his japanese phone, just steam-rolling spelling and not giving a hell!
 
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