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[Wariowokecancel]

"COUNTRY ROADS THROWDOWN! Coming to Welch, West Virginia Sat. May 13! We are going deep in the West Virginia mountains to find the wildest and craziest rednecks! Are you redneck enough?"

Less fixed than UFC, more real than WWE, more money than Crown Jewel Saudimania.

 

[Excelsior]

I fear that I am not, in fact, redneck enough.