The greatest one liners

[Aegon Spengler]

What are your favorites?

I really love Jack Nicholson in the 80's Batman movie. "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

But another good example would be: "May the force be with you"

Which ones come back to you all the time?

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

 

[Pittie Petey]

 

[Highway99]

One of my favorite lines ever came from the sitcom Empty Nest.

The pervy Quagmire prototype neighbor Charley was asked, "Charley does you indecency know no bounds?" To which he replied, "I wouldn't have sex with a dead girl if that's what you mean."

There is no way I would do it justice typing it out, but fuck it was funny.

 

[Loiosh]

 

[Brom Bones]

What are your favorites?

I really love Jack Nicholson in the 80's Batman movie. "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

But another good example would be: "May the force be with you"

Which ones come back to you all the time?

"We are rescue team, not assassins."

I literally just ordered it on a custom cap. Red (MAGA fake out) with black stencil AKA all caps A-Team font.

 

[HenryFlower]

“I gotta change my shirt, it's sticking to me—I'm sweatin’ like a cunt.”

“Can I build around fifty miles of Tehachapi Mountains? Don't be thick in front of me, Al.”

“You’re just the afterbirth, Eli—you slithered out of your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantlepiece.”

“Sidney, conjugate me a verb—for instance, "to promise."”

“I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that?”

“Bullshit! Horse shit! Cat shit! Tiger shit! Lion shit! Duck shit! Walrus shit! Penguin shit! King penguin shit! B! U! DOUBLE-L! S! H! I! T!—NEW WORD!—A! R! T! I! S! T!, spells… BULLSHIT ARTIST! I say again, bullshit artist! Bully, bully, bullshit!”

 

[Fedorgasm]

I thought a one liner was joke, like "a severed foot is the perfect stocking suffer"

That's from Mitch Hedburg

 

[koquerelle]

 

[Kevster]

 

[mjmj]

 

[wwkirk]

Going back a ways, but I always dug this one.


I'm treating just the front end as the "one-liner".

 

[HHJ]

Might as well just turn this thread into "Favorite quotes"

 

[HHJ]

And how can "dance with the devil in the pale moonlight" beat:

 

[ChickenBrother]

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Going back a ways, but I always dug this one.


I'm treating just the front end as the "one-liner".

"Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."

Would've been my choice.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

 

[Tone C]

" You're gonna need a bigger boat . "

 

[TheNinja]

I use Clay Davis from the wire. It’s not even a one liner. It’s a one worder

“sheeeeeeeeeit”

Or a ton from pulp fiction. Like “bitch be cool. tell that bitch to be cool “

 

[Takes Two To Tango]