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In this thread you get to say fuck you to things that are or have pissed you off this year.
For me it is these fuckers-
I moved to a much more rural place and one of the things that seemed lovely were all the trees. Except the fuckers are falling like rain. In the first month I had a mammoth one shatter and luckily stake itself into the ground and fall against another big boy so it couldn't fall on the house. had tree guys out to fell, trim, wire, and generally do what they could but that set me back some decent $$$$'s
This year we've had at least 3 more fall across our road, 1 about 10 minutes after I drove under it and about a minute or two before a school bus would've been under it,, That one shut down the street and took out the power for hours.
My friend from my nearly treeless old area, had the one big boy on his property fall on his house this summer and is still fighting with insurance and contractors about the damage.
Then this morning, I'm taking my morning piss, crackle crackle snap, whooooomp and the ground shakes,,,,another one snapped off, would've fallen harmlessly but ricocheted off another one and turned 90 degrees to take out a couple sections of my fence.
Now when I'm outside, I don't look at them as wonderous examples of nature and god's mysterious plan. i look at them as silent assassins aiming their weapons on me and tracking me everywhere I go. Serious, trees be trying to kill me yo.
so from the deepest part of Toasty $ Rabbits heart I say to all the trees all over the world
For me it is these fuckers-
I moved to a much more rural place and one of the things that seemed lovely were all the trees. Except the fuckers are falling like rain. In the first month I had a mammoth one shatter and luckily stake itself into the ground and fall against another big boy so it couldn't fall on the house. had tree guys out to fell, trim, wire, and generally do what they could but that set me back some decent $$$$'s
This year we've had at least 3 more fall across our road, 1 about 10 minutes after I drove under it and about a minute or two before a school bus would've been under it,, That one shut down the street and took out the power for hours.
My friend from my nearly treeless old area, had the one big boy on his property fall on his house this summer and is still fighting with insurance and contractors about the damage.
Then this morning, I'm taking my morning piss, crackle crackle snap, whooooomp and the ground shakes,,,,another one snapped off, would've fallen harmlessly but ricocheted off another one and turned 90 degrees to take out a couple sections of my fence.
Now when I'm outside, I don't look at them as wonderous examples of nature and god's mysterious plan. i look at them as silent assassins aiming their weapons on me and tracking me everywhere I go. Serious, trees be trying to kill me yo.
so from the deepest part of Toasty $ Rabbits heart I say to all the trees all over the world
