Strip club precautions vis-a-vis COVID

[JadeOwl]

I’m visiting the US next August, and I was hoping to partake of a kind of establishment that doesn’t exist in my country, i.e. strip clubs.

However, I am wary of getting lap-dances because of COVID. Is a KN95 mask enough with the woman sitting on one’s lap? Is there any kind of precaution one can take to minimize the risk?

I am honestly asking, as my google-fu hasn’t turned up much information.

BTW, if it bears any impact on the answer, I will be visiting New Orleans and Atlanta.

 

[mb23100]

COVID will be the least of your problems in Atlanta and New Orleans strip clubs.

 

[JadeOwl]

COVID will be the least of your problems in Atlanta and New Orleans strip clubs.

Care to elaborate?

 

[DaleBoca]

You’re not going to need a mask to get into any strip club here in the US. They are wide open(No pun intended).

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Honestly, I liked what one of the strip clubs in Atlantic City did... they put clear plexiglass around the entire stage with little slits for putting money on the stage. Sort of like a banker's window.

We called it The Fish Bowl.

Chicks were leaving trails on the glass, spraying titty milk, spitting.

Was a fantastic show.

 

[hohner]

Just wear a condom and you'll be fine.

 

[JadeOwl]

You’re not going to need a mask to get into any strip club here in the US. They are wide open(No pun intended).

Oh, I know that. I am going to be wearing one anyway.

I’ve gone over two years without catching this bug and I am not going to change that just to get dry-humped.

Which is why I am asking if there are any other precautions that a person worried about catching the virus during a lap-dance can take, in addition to the mask.

 

[Burisma]

Just stay home, they are all going to laugh at you in a fucking mask

 

[chardog]

Care to elaborate?

money flying from your wallet will hurt more

 

[chrisdiaz]

If your face isnt directly in her brown eye without a mask what is the point of even going? Id be more worried about herpes then covid. Also Onlyfans has killed the strip club industry recently, all the best girls are doing more online.

Just stay home dude, sounds like the world is too scary for you.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I’m visiting the US next August, and I was hoping to partake of a kind of establishment that doesn’t exist in my country, i.e. strip clubs.

However, I am wary of getting lap-dances because of COVID. Is a KN95 mask enough with the woman sitting on one’s lap? Is there any kind of precaution one can take to minimize the risk?

I am honestly asking, as my google-fu hasn’t turned up much information.

BTW, if it bears any impact on the answer, I will be visiting New Orleans and Atlanta.

This is TS's medical test report after his strip club trips

 

[Belaya Smert]

Stripper glitter does not come off and neither will that body spray. Have a throw away shirt at a minimum.

 

[JadeOwl]

money flying from your wallet will hurt more

Ah! A good point.

But for that I already follow the Golden Rule of casinos and strip clubs to great success:

"Leave all the plastic at the hotel and bring only as much cash as you are willing to part with".​

 

[ModernMatt]

Oh, I know that. I am going to be wearing one anyway.

I’ve gone over two years without catching this bug and I am not going to change that just to get dry-humped.

Which is why I am asking if there are any other precautions that a person worried about catching the virus during a lap-dance can take, in addition to the mask.

doesn't Peru have brothels? Why would you go to a strip club?

 

[Revolver]

A KN-95 mask may not give you enough protection. You should wear coveralls as well.

 

[JadeOwl]

If your face isnt directly in her brown eye without a mask what is the point of even going? Id be more worried about herpes then covid. Also Onlyfans has killed the strip club industry recently, all the best girls are doing more online.

Just stay home dude, sounds like the world is too scary for you.

This is TS's medical test report after his strip club trips

Dudes, what in my original post makes you think I would put myself in the position to catch an STD from a stripper?

I realize you are probably joking, but if I was the type to travel internationally to pay for sex, why on Earth would I go to the USA where it is illegal, done clandestinely and probably get terrible value-for-money, when I could take a much shorter flight over the Andes to Brazil, where the oldest profession is legal, the women hotter and the prices more reasonable?

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

you are looking a little too hard into this mate

 

[biscuitsbrah]

I hate to judge someone off a thread. But you sound like a loser

 

[Cole train]

Lmao brothels are open in central europe think covid aint problem in strip clubs

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Well the KN95 masks do have that kind of cone shape and ridges for pleasure