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Starting to hate these short, stocky cardio-freaks

Kaiserjuan

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They keep on ruining all the fights by beating or having close fights with my fav fighters

First that Australian-macedonian overgrown midget Volk being able to resist Makachev's grappling bc of being short n stocky and no neck whatsoever to choke. Luckily he lost, but that cardio seemed to be endless

Now we got this euphoric 5 foot dude from Georgia that finished a 5 round grappling-heavy fight as fresh as a daisy, completely nullifying the striking of one of if not the best strikers of the division with those bloody relentless takedown attempts

I mean, can't they just stop ruining my fights? Or shall I call manlet police on them...bloody midgets
 
If some dudes maybe didn't cut so much damn weight they would have endless stamina too...but then they might have to fight larger opponents in another weight class. Oh well, its a trade-off. HWs excluded, they need to cut weight as much as possible. Romanov's stamina might have lasted more than one takedown attempt.
 
These stocky little fucks. Why aren't yellow cards implemented in the UFC? They bought up PRIDE, at least use some of their rules. The stalling, and doing fuck all with their pillow hands is straight embarassing.

A wrestler tried to get after me at a party. You have no idea how good it felt to KTFO him
 
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Kaiserjuan said:
They keep on ruining all the fights by beating or having close fights with my fav fighters

First that Australian-macedonian overgrown midget Volk being able to resist Makachev's grappling bc of being short n stocky and no neck whatsoever to choke. Luckily he lost, but that cardio seemed to be endless

Now we got this euphoric 5 foot dude from Georgia that finished a 5 round grappling-heavy fight as fresh as a daisy, completely nullifying the striking of one of if not the best strikers of the division with those bloody relentless takedown attempts

I mean, can't they just stop ruining my fights? Or shall I call manlet police on them...bloody midgets
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There is a 5'3 fake natty manlet at my gym
He walks like he is 10 foot tall, never seen so much confidence in my life, despite being shorter than the average 95 year old woman with a hump back
 
BlackGirlLover said:
Emmett sucks tho, he had an overhand right for Yair the entire fight and once he realized that wasn't gonna land, he had nothing
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Catastrophic injuries really hindered his ability to wrestle combined with his age. Yair had much improved takedown defense. During and before the Burgos fight he was murking / dropping people left and right and would chain his takedowns with that overhand.
 
LindyBrah said:
Catastrophic injuries really hindered his ability to wrestle combined with his age. Yair had much improved takedown defense. During and before the Burgos fight he was murking / dropping people left and right and would chain his takedowns with that overhand.
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Oh I see, well damn it always sucks to see continual injuries plaguing an otherwise high-output fighter... Wasn't aware he had a style like that
 
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