So I show up to work this morning....

[heavyarms21]

At 6:15 am and nobody is there, I ask what the hell call up another co worker and she tells me we don't have to be there til noon (I wasn't at work yesterday), thanks for telling me dicks !?!?!?!?

Has this ever happened to you ?

 

[MajinSaga**]

Put tranny porn on everyonels computers IMO. Make them pay :icon_evil.

 

[RetiredWisFighter]

Obviously you ain't bout that life

 

[ShoelessRye]

At 6:15 am and nobody is there, I ask what the hell call up another co worker and she tells me we don't have to be there til noon (I wasn't at work yesterday), thanks for telling me dicks !?!?!?!?

Has this ever happened to you ?

So you woke up a co-worker who was probably sleeping in? Who's the dick?

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

Put tranny porn on everyonels computers IMO. Make them pay :icon_evil.

I was gonna suggest to take a crap in their desk drawers but this works too.

 

[Charles Brown]

You should have went to work yesterday. The boss was pissed that you called in sick, so he said screw you.

 

[heavyarms21]

So you woke up a co-worker who was probably sleeping in? Who's the dick?

Well considering no one at least shot me a text about the new showtime , I had already gotten over waking them up

 

[H4r4 K1r1]

Maybe they were pissed that they had to do your work yesterday so they figured "fuck him". Unless you were not at teh office for some other work-related reason, in which case, I vote for taking a steaming shit in each of their desk drawers.

 

[fingercuffs]

did the McMuffins not show up?

 

[heavyarms21]

You should have went to work yesterday. The boss was pissed that you called in sick, so he said screw you.

lol , that's only partly true.

 

[Sexy]

At 6:15 am and nobody is there, I ask what the hell call up another co worker and she tells me we don't have to be there til noon (I wasn't at work yesterday), thanks for telling me dicks !?!?!?!?

Has this ever happened to you ?

None of your co-workers like you.
Yes, but it was my fault because I didn't listen to a conference call.

 

[big perken**]

I have had this happen to me before it fucking sucks.

 

[heavyarms21]

The best part about it was there was another guy that they didn't tell but it sucks for him because he lives an hour away HA

 

[Sexy]

What is Diffusion of Responsibility?

 

[SammyPops]

lol @ nobody calling you and telling you.

kinda sucks though

 

[heavyarms21]

What is Diffusion of Responsibility?

nice find , thanks

 

[Doughbelly]

If you have access to everyone's computers, here's what you do.

Take a screenshot of everyone's desktops.

Then hide the taskbar/dock and hide all the icons on their desktop.

Then set the desktop background wallpaper as the screenshot you just took.

 

[tkotom]

Y u no have friends ts.

Don't they shoot our emails about this stuff?

 

[Zer]

Happens to me all the time since I moved to Canada. They have all these stat holidays and no one warns me about them since you're just expected to know when Heritage Day or Thanksgiving is

 

[PolishHeadlock]

If you have access to everyone's computers, here's what you do.

Take a screenshot of everyone's desktops.

Then hide the taskbar/dock and hide all the icons on their desktop.

Then set the desktop background wallpaper as the screenshot you just took.

That is actually an awesome prank