Showgirls (1995)

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Anybody else actually sit through this crap?

I recall when it was first coming out. There was a lot of buzz around because it was NC-17. I wanted to see it because I was only 11 and wanted to see Jesse Spano naked. Of course, it was impossible being 11 and all. I saw it a couple years after the release, a buddy of mine had gotten his hands on a copy. I didn't care much for the movie and was more interested in seeing some nudity(better than watching scrambled porn).

But it was on last night on Showtime, I decided to sit through it and watch it. And Jesus Christ, it truly was terrible. The acting was just crap. I read that a dozen girls turned it down and Elizabeth Berkeley accepted it because SBTB was over.

The story itself could've worked, a young twenty-something with a past coming to Vegas to make it. But yikes, what was the director thinking?

I was shocked this movie had a budget of 45 million and this was over 20 years ago.

The entire movie made me feel DIR TAY.

 
Tits and Ass couldn't even save this abomination.
 
It was one of those movies that was so bad that it was good!
 
I remember thinking it was bad but not as laughably bad as people made it seem. I guess it comes with the budget that big.

I don't see why it was rated NC-17 to be honest. I remember being disappointed because I expected it to be more dirty.
 
I wouldn't go so far as to say it is a good movie, but it's certainly good enough that it shouldn't be on all of the horrible film lists in which it resides. It is a decent story. If nothing else, Robert Davi is great as always.
 
I want a remake with Gabi Garcia. Guaranteed box office smash. Literally.
 
Are you kidding?? Jesse Spano nude pool sex scene...flopping around like a fish out of water. That was prime acting right there!

Nude Gina Gerson and Elizabeth Berkeley... They're a Goddamn national treasure!
 
Anybody else actually sit through this crap?

I recall when it was first coming out. There was a lot of buzz around because it was NC-17. I wanted to see it because I was only 11 and wanted to see Jesse Spano naked. Of course, it was impossible being 11 and all. I saw it a couple years after the release, a buddy of mine had gotten his hands on a copy. I didn't care much for the movie and was more interested in seeing some nudity(better than watching scrambled porn).

But it was on last night on Showtime, I decided to sit through it and watch it. And Jesus Christ, it truly was terrible. The acting was just crap. I read that a dozen girls turned it down and Elizabeth Berkeley accepted it because SBTB was over.

The story itself could've worked, a young twenty-something with a past coming to Vegas to make it. But yikes, what was the director thinking?

I was shocked this movie had a budget of 45 million and this was over 20 years ago.

The entire movie made me feel DIR TAY.


The ppl who hate this, did NOT grow up with Saved by the Bell
if you could name everyone by ACTOR NAME
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You ran to your local video store, talked to the guy at the counter, and he did you a solid and let you rent it out

on FUCKING VHS
 
Say what you what you will about the movie, but Elizabeth Berkley's body was amazing in it
 
Say what you what you will about the movie, but Elizabeth Berkley's body was amazing in it
lol by default you watched that shit on mute anyway, cuz her "acting" was so loud, you couldn't have yo momz catch you watching that shit, cuz of her "acting" and "screaming"
 
The ppl who hate this, did NOT grow up with Saved by the Bell
if you could name everyone by ACTOR NAME
o-SAVED-BY-THE-BELL-facebook.jpg


You ran to your local video store, talked to the guy at the counter, and he did you a solid and let you rent it out

on FUCKING VHS

Yeah, the problem was you only had a short window if you got your hands on it as a kid. I remember, me and my buddy watching it with the door slightly open, just in case if we heard somebody coming in the house.

Might as well been a kilo of coke in the trunk. That's how scared we were.
 
Yeah as a teen. Porn was much more elusive back then. Kids these days don't know how lucky they are, with one click free hd hardcore.
 
Yeah as a teen. Porn was much more elusive back then. Kids these days don't know how lucky they are, with one click free hd hardcore.
hell even if you had porn, ShowGirls was fucking titty overload, and they were all grade A+ top tier titty too
 
I wouldn't go so far as to say it is a good movie, but it's certainly good enough that it shouldn't be on all of the horrible film lists in which it resides. It is a decent story. If nothing else, Robert Davi is great as always.

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hell even if you had porn, ShowGirls was fucking titty overload, and they were all grade A+ top tier titty too

Berkeley is fucking hot. Something about seeing girls naked that you normally couldn't.
 

Glenn Plummer was actually on that fucked up show Cop Rock. You know the man needed to take a break from inner city gangster roles and vogue out for a bit.
 
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