SBBC: I'll leave you in tatters

[INeedARemedy]

"Tatters" is by far the best thing to come out of this divegrass tournament

 

[Stringer Bell]

Feetball is going to sweep the nation, you'll see. It's the future.

 

[themainman]

Another shitty SBBC thread with no poll, SMFH

 

[INeedARemedy]

I heard MMA is bigger than soccerball, actually

 

[themainman]

Fixed

lol, okay remedy 1 mainman 0

 

[Stringer Bell]

feetball must be for teenage girls. It's already got she-boys

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and vampires

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Just needs a homely retarded girl for them to fight over to complete the trifecta

 

[INeedARemedy]

The Suarez situation is so great. Like, lolwtf is that shit!?

 

[themainman]

I wonder if ill get even 1 not a can vote. My self esteem may never recover from this thread

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

The outright barbarism by this 'Suarez,' that's gone fully accepted by the entire divegrass community, was unexpected given their propensity for faking boo boos.

 

[INeedARemedy]

It's hilarious, he just grabbed the dude and bit him, then laid on the ground and was like omg my teeth hurt, help me ref!11

Dude's got some shark teeth, too, doesn't surprise me that he'd use his physical gifts to win games

 

[Stringer Bell]

damnit can't vote. I say not too much of a can

 

[Stringer Bell]

They're talking like that vampire is only going to get a 3-game suspension.

3rd world game played by pre-ops imo

 

[Corona]

Who the fuck is "Blaney" that can is lurking hardcore.

 

[themainman]

Who the fuck is "Blaney" that can is lurking hardcore.

Wherever themainman goes, others follow, its part of my mystic

 

[Stringer Bell]

Who the fuck is "Blaney" that can is lurking hardcore.

I posted in the SB and lurked the BS threads forever before I finally posted.

 

[themainman]

damnit can't vote. I say not too much of a can

Is this your way of asking me out? Im not into dudes homo

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Thank you for the kind words though, my tears now are a little less salty

 

[Stringer Bell]

I knew you were looking for not a can, so I gave you one level below that. Didn't want anyone thinking I'm gay or something.

 

[punkmother]

"Tatters" is by far the best thing to come out of this divegrass tournament

tatters is what physical therapy left your pubis in.

 

[INeedARemedy]

tatters is what physical therapy left your pubis in.

Pshh, I'm flexible like a fox right now

Like a fox!

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So I heard that Hustle And Bustle Man Muscle Rustle Wilson gave up cornbread in favor of cornballs. Loss of explosive athleticism LOOMS 2014/15

 

[Alex5124]

Danny Garcia stepping up to the plate and fighting Rod Salka next. Can't wait for that one...