News Retired wrestler beats mugger to bloody pulp after robber...

[KnightTemplar]

That was dumb. If you are unarmed, give the guy your watch.

Yeah, I mean I'm glad the shitbag got a beating and was arrested. But if someone threatens me with a knife - more likely than a gun in the UK - I'm handing over my wallet and phone. The only time I'll fight someone with a weapon is if I think they're going to attack me anyway.

 

[DanSavage]

There's an infamous video of a DEA agent giving a lecture on weapon's safety. And then shooting himself in the foot in front of the entire class.

My favorite part is, after shooting hisself in the foot, he asks for his helper to hand him an AR-15 and all the kids are like, "Noooo!!! PUT IT DOWN!!!"



Then, there's this classic video.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I'm assuming it was an amateur wrestler but I'd rather it was an old catch guy.

Like Regal in his soft british accent telling the reporter how he straight destroyed this guy.

Or Haku, not a catch guy, explaining why he pulled the guys eye out

Damn there are some epic stories about that dude, what a crazy cunt

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

Being in West Hollywood I was hoping he was the type of wrestler who would add insult to injury rolling the mugger over onto his belly then push his shit in way up past his lungs after he gave him a beating.

 

[DanSavage]

 

[DanSavage]