The holidays have brought out the bacon. I cook whole packs at a time. Fucking house smells like bacon and I'm eating bacon on everything.Bacon.
Bacon makes everything better.
Just blast some amphetamins

Semen.
Well , more of it.
Virgin pee
It cures all, but it gotta be from a red head.

Semen is known to cure cancer, rheumatoid arthritis, and the flu, but ONLY from a dude with a lisp.