-man utd jerseys look like my dirty sports socks from grade 9
-if Zlatan joined Lukaku, Rashford and Mkhitaryan... they would've won today
-real madrid lost 4-1...lol
-pogba is like Tom cruise in mummy or Dwayne Johnson in Baywatch or depp in pirates... underwhelming.
-Lindelof is nervous and isn't ready for the big show yet
-FCB should've won 5-0
-Mourinho was stressed out hoping he wouldn't get blown out by Messi et al. But he got to guage his team against the best from the champions league...he's so lucky for today's experience
-De Gea is the best
-Neymar will destroy Ligue 1 more than zlatan did
This ICC series of soccer is a massive difference from the MSL in North America. Such an inferior product.
My thoughts on your stupid bullshit:
-Yes they did
-Zlatan has one functioning knee and cannot play with a second striker, unless it's cavani, who is dreadful
-Pogba is a force in the middle of the pitch, the issue is that Man U don't have a proper CDM, and he has to be 3 places at once. Idk where this "underwhelming" shit is coming from, he scored crucial goals last year, provided assists and post-manchester derby played excellent defense. He's a CM. I know he's big and black like Yaya, but he's not going to spam long shots and hope that 1 out of 7 a match goes in.
-That's the point of Pre-season, dummy, is to get him ready for the big show
-No, we played mediocre and passively, Valverde was experimenting with width and the only the time we scored is when we condensed and pressed.
-Mou would have loved to have gotten blown out so he could see what does and doesn't work. Mourinho has always responded well to asskickings, which is what makes him an all tiem great manager. If you think he gave a flying fuck what the score for the ICC tie between his team of rugrats and old men against the best team in the world was, you're out of your mind. He wanted to see what aspects he needed shoring up. The press is the obvious answer and he will improve that post haste.
-De Gea is insanely overrated. He doesn't hold a candle to Neuer. 14 clean sheets in 35 games is hardly some world-beating stat. De Gea has amazing relfexes, but his distribution is mediocre at best and his follow-up saves are lacking. Neuer isn't even fair, Buffon is still a notch above most, Lloris, while accident prone and kind of retarded, is skill-for-skill an elite keeper and would be nearly as good as Neuer or Buffon with those backlines.
-Ligue Un is way more competitive now, and wingers do dreadfully there. Neymar would do well, but Zlatan dominated in a way that no one else will. That league had never seen a striker as dominant as Zlatan can be, and that team is STILL centered around having an agile, 6'6, strong striker who can score from any position. Emery doesn't work well with Wingers. Draxler did alright, Moura sucks.
The whole premise of your post being that Neymar is going to leave his two best friends, his home, the club that has literally fired coaches for him, all for a payday that may or may not be legal 3 weeks before the season starts (2 for ligue Un) is based on nothing other than your own ignorance. I love your rhetoric in this post as if your stupid opinions are anything remotely resembling facts. Messi and Suarez are "Tight off the field" because they're both grown ass men with wives and children who don't party or go out, they sit at home and watch movies. Neymar is flying out to Brazil every other week and spending extended holidays there. Messi is one of his closest friends and idols, i don't think he needs to pull Leo's shorts down and get to sucking for providing him a sloppy assist (it was a great ball in) in a preseason match that means fuck all.
I'd mention that there's a soccer thread you could have posted this in, but i don't want to see you in there either.
Hope you have a shit night's sleep.
