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This is one of, if not the scariest man to have ever competed in MMA, and possibly to have ever lived.
Now, some people may say he isn't the scariest man to have ever lived and I can understand why they believe that. But just take a few minutes to look at this picture:
This is PRIME Fedor "Kettlebell" Emelianenko. To some, he may not look that scary compared to, let's say somebody like Mariusz Pudzianowski because that guy was just huge. But, forget about all of Fedor's accomplishments for a second and just look at the picture - I consider Fedor in this photo, PRIME Fedor to be far more terrifying than Mariusz Pudzianowski ever was and ever will be.
This Fedor was scary as fuck. He's scarier than any muscle dummy I have ever seen in my life. Not too tall, not ripped, he was just a very stocky dude with a dead look on his face, like he was looking straight into your soul, like he is about to take it from you like he's the Russian Shang Tsung.
Like I said - not very tall, not too short, not ripped, but a chubby, religious man who fights like he's the devil himself. Always with that dead look on his face, in his eyes. Absolutely no emotion whatsoever.
Now, tell me, would you get in the ring with who looks and acts like this? Would you get in the ring with this guy, with those piercing eyes like he's literally about to fucking MURDER you and eat your soul, while he has literally NO emotion on his face?
I know I wouldn't. Not a chance in hell, would I get in the ring with him. This man is fucking TERRIFYING.
PRIME Fedor "Kettlebell" Emelianenko is the scariest fighter, and person I have ever seen. He's truly the stuff of nightmares. He would give Freddy Krueger bad dreams if he wanted to for fuck's sake.
What's even crazier is that he's the nicest guy you could ever meet. For him to be the way he is outside of the ring around other people, when he's not training or fighting, you would probably never think he's a fighter.
But once he gets in that mental state, where he's preparing/about to fight.. this is not a man you want to be standing in front of and you fucking know it.
The way he goes from happy, joking, smiling religious family man to dead eyes, literally ZERO emotion, fighting in a way that even the devil would be shaking in his boots - this is a man you would not want to be standing in front of because you wouldn't be standing for very long.
When PRIME Fedor is in the ring - he's a fucking monster. It's like he's not even human anymore. He's going to beat you the fuck down like you just slapped his woman and you're going to literally bawl your eyes out while he does it, unless you go unconscious in a second or so.
This is the scariest man ever. He's absolutely fucking terrifying to me. He really is. Even Cain Velasquez said he wouldn't fuck with this guy, because he knows he'd get slaughtered. That proves just how scary PRIME Fedor "Kettlebell Demon" Emelianenko was, that even Cain Velasquez wouldn't fuck with him.