Futbol Premier League Thread 2022/23 v8: Matchweek 1 Edition

[UVee]

Spoiler

Top Four:
Bottom Three:
Golden Boot Winner:
Most Assists:
First to be sacked in the morning:
EASports it's in the game La Liga Winner:
Champions League Winner:
Bayern Munich League Winner:
Will Blokey come back to us instead of talking to himself on the bird app so he can do these questions instead?:

Spoiler: Supporters List

Arsenal (lmao) - Chules, Kadafi, Bones, Mga223, Good Ole Stannis BBQ, Concrete, fingercuffs, DangDaGawd, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview, Gunners, LilMountain, RockNRoll98, Frenzy
Aston Villa - JonKunDo, Mongol
Bournemouth - Got no fans
Brentford- Got no fans
Brighton- Abandoned by Jonathan Utah
Chelsea - Daspy, BroRogan, kaybee, Canned Tuna, looktwice
Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer, moreorless87
Everton- got no fans
Fulham - Ens189
Leicester - Old Bob
Leeds United- Rand M Arthur, Ken Fresno
Liverpool - ShamrockFTW, Fadeless, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Spoken, Rebelfett, Zimo, Gladiator24
Manchester City - Kung Fu Kowboy, Fijeeto, Papa WEO
Manchester United - Dr J, Partlow, Uvee, LEWIS540, Jose Beehive, danny23, Revolver, Nowhere Fast, Sexy, cyrano200, RR, East Stand Dabber, Trax, weaselkenievil
Newcastle - Arqueto, Kadafi the plastic cunt, 650lb Sumo
Tottenham Hotspur - Carl Drogo, hoonosewot88, pem123, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, Alpha Omega Man, bolochung, Blokey
Southampton- got no fans
West Ham - Tobago Jones, Syd
Wolverhampton Wanderers- got no fans

Rest of Europe:
Real Madrid - Kadafi, Rawex , DS7
Barcelona - Da Speeit, fbed2332, El Che, mantis_fist, Dizzy
Atletico Madrid - Edwin, Illicint, Lustercross
Buyern - Xtramob, CubicleGangster
VfB Stuttgart - BroRogan
Borussia Dortmund - Deffs, Sebbe
Fiorentina - Kaybee
1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear
Lyon - kerozene74
FC Porto - Fadeless
Benfica - DS7
PSG - Kooshin Diini

Football League:
Cardiff City - WEO, Jonathan Utah
Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke
Norwich - Kirku
Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus
Whitby Town - 650lb Sumo

MLS:
NYCFC - Cardona
Portland Timbers - Xtramob
Colorado Rapids - Daspy
LAFC - Jonny Utah

Scottish Football:
Celtic - Boxeo, Shamrocker, Clumseygenius, Zimo
Rangers - Alpha Omega Man

Spoiler: English Dames

Spoiler: Animal Mascot

Spoiler: Bike Racks

CHOON

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[Boxeo12]

 

[Jonathan Utah]

LAFC lost last night

 

[xtramob]

Man U is crap

 

[Jonathan Utah]

 

[LEWIS540]

Top Four:
City, Pool, Chelsea, Spurs

Bottom Three:
Bournemouth, Fulham, Brentford

Golden Boot Winner:
Kane

Most Assists:
de Bruyne

First to be sacked in the morning:
Mason Greenwood

EASports it's in the game La Liga Winner:
Barca

Champions League Winner:
City

Bayern Munich League Winner:
Kaiserslautern

Will Blokey come back to us instead of talking to himself on the bird app so he can do these questions instead?:
No. His Twitter gonna go supernova.​

 

[BroRogan]

Nice1 @UVee quality thread! Ridiculous animal mascot <45>

 

[Jonathan Utah]

@UVee has the best taste in women. Best bike rack I’ve seen yet.

 

[The_Renaissance]

Spoiler

Top Four:
Bottom Three:
Golden Boot Winner:
Most Assists:
First to be sacked in the morning:
EASports it's in the game La Liga Winner:
Champions League Winner:
Bayern Munich League Winner:
Will Blokey come back to us instead of talking to himself on the bird app so he can do these questions instead?:

Spoiler: Supporters List

Arsenal (lmao) - Chules, Kadafi, Bones, Mga223, Good Ole Stannis BBQ, Concrete, fingercuffs, DangDaGawd, Clear Winner, wang xiangzhai, Goonerview, Gunners, LilMountain, RockNRoll98, Frenzy
Aston Villa - JonKunDo, Mongol
Bournemouth - Got no fans
Brentford- Got no fans
Brighton- Abandoned by Jonathan Utah
Chelsea - Daspy, BroRogan, kaybee, Canned Tuna, looktwice
Crystal Palace - Unblemishedcontainer, moreorless87
Everton- got no fans
Fulham - Ens189
Leicester - Old Bob
Leeds United- Rand M Arthur, Ken Fresno
Liverpool - ShamrockFTW, Fadeless, GracieMMABarra, Shamrocker, Spoken, Rebelfett, Zimo, Gladiator24
Manchester City - Kung Fu Kowboy, Fijeeto, Papa WEO
Manchester United (lmao) - Dr J, Partlow, Uvee, LEWIS540, Jose Beehive, danny23, Revolver, Nowhere Fast, Sexy, cyran200, RR, East Stand Dabber, Trax, weaselkenievil
Newcastle - Arqueto, Kadafi the plastic cunt, 650lb Sumo
Tottenham Hotspur - Carl Drogo, hoonosewot88, pem123, fetalpuzishun, clumseygenius, Alpha Omega Man, bolochung, Blokey
Southampton- got no fans
West Ham - Tobago Jones, Syd
Wolverhampton Wanderers- got no fans

Rest of Europe:
Real Madrid - Kadafi, Rawex , DS7
Barcelona - Da Speeit, fbed2332, El Che, mantis_fist, Dizzy
Atletico Madrid - Edwin, Illicint, Lustercross
Buyern - Xtramob, CubicleGangster
VfB Stuttgart - BroRogan
Borussia Dortmund - Deffs, Sebbe
Fiorentina - Kaybee
1. FC Kaiserslautern - Wallybear
Lyon - kerozene74
FC Porto - Fadeless
Benfica - DS7
PSG - Kooshin Diini

Football League:
Cardiff City - WEO, Jonathan Utah
Mansfield Town - Blokeybloke
Norwich - Kirku
Sundercan - Cardona, UltraMagnus

MLS:
NYCFC - Cardona
Portland Timbers - Xtramob
Colorado Rapids - Daspy
LAFC - Jonny Utah

Scottish Football:
Celtic - Boxeo, Shamrocker, Clumseygenius, Zimo
Rangers - Alpha Omega Man

Spoiler: English Dames

Spoiler: Animal Mascot

Spoiler: Bike Racks

CHOON

​

Top 4
Man City, Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea.

Bottom 3
Bournemouth, Fulham, Leeds.

Can't be arsed doing the others I fucking hate trying to post on my phone on Sherdog it's impossible.









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[Boxeo12]

Not sure if this game will interest many of the posters in this thread but a big game for a Scottish team in the Europa conference league tonight .
Dundee Utd vs AZ Alkmaar .
AZ came 5th in the Edervise last yr behind Ajax
PSV
Feyenoord
Twente
AZ
The games live on the bbc website at 20.00 should be decent .
Link to the game .
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcscotland

 

[Carl Drogo]

Top Four:
Spurs, City, Pool, Chelsea

Bottom Three:
Who gives a shit

Golden Boot Winner:
Kane

Most Assists:
Kulusexy

First to be sacked in the morning:
Arteta

EASports it's in the game La Liga Winner:
Who gives a shit

Champions League Winner:
Spurs

Bayern Munich League Winner:
Dortmund/VfB level on points

Will Blokey come back to us instead of talking to himself on the bird app so he can do these questions instead?:
Yes. I still believe in @blokeybloke (D). He wouldn't miss Spurs Treble Season.​

 

[Boxeo12]

Celtic played AZ about this time last year in the Europa qualifiers .Most fans thought we'd get beat it was Postecoglus rapid turn around that got us through .Tough night for Dundee Utd .

 

[Chules]

Champions League Winner:
Spurs

 

[Carl Drogo]

Gotta be in it to win it, LMAO

 

[Chules]

Gotta be in it to win it, LMAO

All or nothing episode 2

you’re welcome

 

[Carl Drogo]

All or nothing episode 2

you’re welcome

That dross is already out? <Lmaoo>

One of the first lines: "but recently things haven't been so good"

INJECT
Auba the Captain
The Saka miss

 

[Carl Drogo]

@BroRogan LADDD

 

[BroRogan]

@BroRogan LADDD

Someone hacked my account. The police are looking into it now as we speak.

 

[Da Speeit]

That dross is already out? <Lmaoo>

One of the first lines: "but recently things haven't been so good"

INJECT
Auba the Captain
The Saka miss

What a great post lmao

 

[The_Renaissance]

Not sure if this game will interest many of the posters in this thread but a big game for a Scottish team in the Europa conference league tonight .
Dundee Utd vs AZ Alkmaar .
AZ came 5th in the Edervise last yr behind Ajax
PSV
Feyenoord
Twente
AZ
The games live on the bbc website at 20.00 should be decent .
Link to the game .
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcscotland

I've driven to Dundee in my bare feet, Lynn......