Futbol Premier League 2024/25 Thread - v4: Isak wants OUT of Newcastle Edition ⚽️💫

[Dr J]

At least he didn’t put on a full kit for the celebration.

 

[650lb Sumo]

 

[Concrete]

At least he didn’t put on a full kit for the celebration.

Isn't there a Chelsea area in New York? Maybe he was confused...

 

[Chules]

Wallah! No money back... fuck you! Deal wiv it cocksucker!!

Madueke when he gets abused by our fans for being dogshit

 

[Rawex]

At least he didn’t put on a full kit for the celebration.

Must be an assistant coach. After all only players or staff get medals (unless your name is Son that is).

 

[Rawex]

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/...o-azealia-banks-and-gets-them-leaked.4363713/

 

[Chules]

Lfgggggg

 

[Chules]

Lfgggggg

Quintuple ON

@helax @lsa @isa @Carl Drogo @Arqueto @xtramob @Ignicious @Kowboy On Sherdog @Revolver @Rawex @amok attitude @Cuzcatlan @Concrete @fingercuffs @LilMountain

 

[lsa]

Quintuple ON

@helax @lsa @isa @Carl Drogo @Arqueto @xtramob @Ignicious @Kowboy On Sherdog @Revolver @Rawex @amok attitude @Cuzcatlan @Concrete @fingercuffs @LilMountain

'
Arse anal?
Are they still a thing?

 

[JaviBrewski]

Isn't there a Chelsea area in New York? Maybe he was confused...

yea. its full of hipsters and patchouli smelling they/thems

 

[BroRogan]

@Chules in other words typical Arsenal fans behaviour ^^ that's also when Gyokeres doesn't score a hattrick in his first game

At least he didn’t put on a full kit for the celebration.

Based!

 

[Arqueto]

Just saw Gyökeres stats and he has only scored one open play goal against the top five teams in Portugal.



All his open-play goals are against the bottom teams.

 

[Possum Jenkins]

@Dr J @UVee @BangBang @Jose Beehive

That should absolutely be a meme for cunty football banter from now on

"Our next GK"

Whenever a GK has a bad game: "_____________ last game"

"__________ when he has to defend corner kicks"

"__________ in a penalty shootout"

Prime Buffon vs that dude comparison

 

[Arqueto]

Just went on Twitter to see if we have signed anyone and saw Conor McGregors nob

 

[Concrete]

Just saw Gyökeres stats and he has only scored one open play goal against the top five teams in Portugal.



All his open-play goals are against the bottom teams.

That's great, he can go missing in all the big games along with the rest of our squad! He'll fit right in!

 

[FadeLess]

@LEWIS540

Hey pussy, are you still there?

 

[Concrete]

Shout out to Rice who broke the trend, on one magical evening...

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Barely 18 and on a one month Neymar/Ronaldinho speed run @Possum Jenkins

He's on pace for a Dinho/Neymar life.

Needs still needs to step it up a bit to reach the level of the final boss, Romario

 

[Chules]

Just saw Gyökeres stats and he has only scored one open play goal against the top five teams in Portugal.



All his open-play goals are against the bottom teams.

He’s better than your malnourished Ethiopian

 

[Chules]

Newcastle seem to want they etikeke spastic

Malnourished Ethiopian’s replacement?